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So i saw it at midnight and was altogether disapointed in how funny it was. I mean it was a good movie but much like the 2nd Jurrasic Park it just couldnt compare to the first. It also wasnt worth being up til 3 for, im sorry.

Anyways, htf is Barbossa still alive?
and was there anything after the credits? i was too tired to care

edit: yes, there was
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NqQuh3Q2_1o& ... %20credits

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You could fall asleep during the battle of Megiddo and then wake up and criticize the action.

Yeah...it didn't compare to the first. They took the good subtle jokes from the first and made a movie out of it.

One question I had, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT MONKEY STILL UNDEAD. I mean, if the monkey is, they all should be.

at the end of the credits of the last one he stole a coin...

but that doesnt explain Barbossa

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If Jack can come back from the dead, so can Barbosa. Thats probably why Barbosa knows the way to the end of the Earth or whatever.

yes

Crazy voodoo crap

it's been too long since i've seen the first one; i thought this one was good (selling point: IT HAS A KRAKEN), but yes too much comedy relief. i'm sure george would have let them use jar-jar binks if they had asked....crust him with barnacles and sea-urchins. presto, a menacing crewmember for davey jones.

maybe final judgement will be reserved until i re-watch the first.

Barbossa became alive again due to voodoo.

They needed someone to captain them that had been to the depths of hell and the underworld (in this case Davy Jone's Locker) So she brought him back to life. Did you not remember seeing boots that were there when Jack first gave her the monkey?

Really? I thought this was 100 times darker than the first. (i.e. less funny)

ahh yes, the boots! Now I remember and it makes more sense.

oh wow. i completely forgot about the boots. hmm

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i saw the boots but thought nothing of them

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That's cause you touch yourself at night.

I too had forgotten the boots. Maybe I'll go find some pictures of Barbossa and see what kind of boots he wore.

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this would make a good spray

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What else but barbossa boots?

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q ... a=N&tab=wi

Wtf "Davy Jones"? Nice colonial-sounding name.


CHEEER UP SLEEEEEEEEPY JEAN
OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN?


Edit: Oh, that really was a colonial phrase. The mother of the Monkees' lead singer is fucking sick.

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the 35 minute fight scene on the waterwheel was dumber than my cat's shit.

and my cat's pretty dumb to begin with.

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You've never heard of Davy Jones' locker? Have you ever seen a pirate movie before?

before it came out Orlando Bloomfag had the audacity to say that their fight was the best in cinematic history...Anakin and Obi Wan's was better

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what a tard.

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Even Obi Wan and Vader's was better.

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i have since seen it again and rescind my former opinion. it's plenty dark. maybe i was thinking of the waterwheel scene when i wrote that, and not remembering scenes such as Jones being asked "what about the survivors?" and responding "there are no survivors" and then *slash* *hack* *stab* *chop*. i still plan to see the first again, for comparison.

Yeah I watched it again. I actually liked it much more the second time through.