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I just got this email from Kitana in my Junk Mail folder.

Subject: CS:S Advanced 5v5 Ladder Invitation

Body: YES! WE MADE OGL-I! FUCK YEAH, DRUNKEN CELEBRATION PUB RAID!

a dedicated team with high standards?

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i thought gabe ate all CS related standards with 1.6?

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hai! miss me? castro loves you

We are great.

we're fucking ogl-a bitches



also cocks



edit: also, give them the link to the manhammers video to post on their news



and also give me a shout out for being the number one bench warmer and waterboy ever in the existence of e-sports

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So a seal walks into a club...

I think this qualifies the Manhammers as encyclopedic. We're fucking OGL-A. That's a whole step above TWL-I.

omfg, when was this drunken pube, did i miss it?

YES ACCEPT!!!

WE ARE THE OGL POSTER TEAM!

WE ARE GREAT

There was no pube (yet). I was jesting. BUT THERE SHALL BE ONE.

Everyone join me in a dance.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gILyoqSM_8& ... ty%20dance

so are we gonna pull a hoosiers with the advanced latter or just play fr real?

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We poo guns.

I dunno. I wonder if being in the Advanced ladder means that we should NOT perform Suicides and list the match score as "999-0."

Meh.

What's the worst they could do? Kick us out of OGL? It's been done.

posted

http://crapyclawn.net/U3/main.htm

We SHOULD provide her with more information about the team, any thoughts? I mean com on, we're gonna get a write up in the OGL-A news!

I told her we'd get back to her on that, but yeah.

If I remember right, Sabs suggested something along the lines of the Joseph Smith story, only with more buttsecks.

lawl

The Manhammers are an English football clawn, and are based at I.R.S. Thundar Dome, Stretford, Manchester. [=D] have won the FA Premier League/Football League 15 times, FA Cup 11 times, the League Cup twice, the European Cup twice, the UEFA Cup Winners Cup once, the Intercontinental Cup once and the European Super Cup once. The clawn has had the highest average attendance in English football for the past 34 seasons, with the exception of 1987-1989 during redevelopment at I.R.S. Thundar Dome.

The clawn was formed as Team 10-99 in 1878 as the works team of the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway depot at Newton Heath. After nearing bankruptcy in 1902, the clawn was taken over by J.H. Davies who changed its name to The Underscores. The I.R.S Thundar Dome was bombed during the Second World War, leading the clawn to seek charity from their then-illustrious neighbours Manchester City, who allowed them to play their games at [H]|G for a period. [=D] appointed Sir Matt Busby as manager after the Second World War, and his then-unheard-of policy of producing most of the players through the club's youth team brought great success, with the club winning the Football League in 1956 and 1957. This success was halted by the Munich air disaster of 1958, in which eight of the clawns players died. It was thought that the clawn might fold, but instead went on to win the football league in 1965 and 1967, and the European Cup in 1968.

The clawn did not see success again until the 1990s and early 2000s when Alex Ferguson guided it to eight league championships in eleven years, most recently in the 2002-3 season. In 1999, The Manhammers became the only team to win the UEFA Champions League, FA Premier League and the FA Cup in the same season. The clawn had been run as a Public Limited Company since 1991, and an attempted takeover by Rupert Murdoch had been blocked by the British Government in 1999, but in 2005 Malcolm Glazer completed a hostile takeover of the club which plunged the club into massive debt as his bid was based on borrowing most of the money.

Please feel free to edit the above post.

YOU ARE GREAT

I think we should let everyone write as much as they want, and then submit the whole thing to Kitana.

The Crapy Clawn employs tactics which have been used since years by some of the greatest warriors ever known. These tactics are commonly referred to as 'some Voltron like force' but are known within the crapy clawn as 'FAGGOTY SHITMONGREL PENISBAGGING', and are used exclusively to demoralize the enemy team into submission.

We might not want to say the faggoty part.

yeah, send Kitana a book

I think we should have kitana add to it.

Send a copy to NAMBLA, have them add something to it.

as naive as it sounds, i was just reading a book by a certain pundit and realized what NAMBLA was. before i had no idea

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