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Author:  Coqui [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:29 am ]
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fuck lane kiffen
You do that. I'll fuck Layla Kiffen
Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:33 am ]
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lol. colt mccoy proposed to his hot ass girlfriend on in the Darrel K Royal Memorial, probably on the 50 yard line, day before yesterday, using our gigantortron.
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attaboy!


and lol at these comments per http://deadspin.com/5447674/colt-mccoys ... p-vindaloo -
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Major Applewhite tried doing the same thing for his girlfriend , but his proposal message was interrupted by a year long video of Chris Simms masturbating.
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Not pictured: Just as Colt was about to go down on one knee Marcell Dareus came out of nowhere and hit his ring-holding shoulder, thereby knocking him out for the remainder of the proposal.
@baconthread http://www.phillymag.com/articles/weddi ... _proposal/
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:15 am ]
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not caring is easier if your alma mater consistently sucks compared to the Longhorns.
It's easy if your team isn't selected into the BCS title game. In any bowl game besides the title game, who gives a shit about it at all besides fans of the teams playing in it? Maybe you turn it on if it's supposed to be a good matchup, but usually the teams are selected based on biggest market share possible, and the game is a meaningless piece of shit.
There was a 9% increase in people who watched the BCS Championship game over last year's game.
In fact out of the BCS bowls, 4 out of the 5 bowls increased their audience. The 5th that didn't? It was TCU vs. Boise State. That dropped 21% Although more people wathed the Capital One Bowl than they did the Orange Bowl.
Gee, I wonder if Texas + Alabama = 9% more football viewers than Oklahoma + Florida. And I wonder if People Who Give A Shit About TCU + Boise State = 21% fewer people than gave a shit about whoever played in last year's retard bowl.
Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:45 am ]
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Author:  superspck [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:29 am ]
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Rob has inadvertently created the next internet sensation: Lawl-coaches.
Author:  Coqui [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:49 am ]
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I made a lawl coach, but Charlie Weis eated it.
Author:  Happy [ Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:39 pm ]
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So.

Colorado is in the Pac 10 now. Nebraska is pretty much in the Big 10 and Texas, A&M, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Texas Tech are likely to go Pac 10 too.

What the fuck
Author:  assrott [ Thu Jun 10, 2010 4:11 pm ]
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Yeah, I'm looking forward to having to watch a bunch of boring-ass games with final scores of like 10-7 and 6-3, and then having the Huskers get the shit kicked out of them when they go to bowls and play real teams.











Note to Coqui: just trying to get a rise out of you :)
Author:  Agent_137 [ Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:21 pm ]
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i'm so confused.
Author:  assrott [ Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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Apocalypse warning: Notre Dame's projected starter at QB this fall is named Crist:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/s ... id=5080580
Author:  Happy [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:28 pm ]
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UW recruit who chose Washington over Texas, "I remember waking up, and I had dreams catching touchdowns in Husky Stadium."

I will now throw up.
Author:  Happy [ Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:38 pm ]
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What?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4411 ... skers-beat
Author:  Hogg [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:02 am ]
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The Nebraska offense must find a way to account for defensive tackle Stephen Paea.
STEPHENPAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Author:  Happy [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:13 pm ]
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Husker fans read dis, also everyone read dis
http://huskerextra.com/sports/football/ ... 002e0.html
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:52 pm ]
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Old. I've been bitching about that for a decade.
Author:  Agent_137 [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:53 pm ]
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Husker fans read dis, also everyone read dis
http://huskerextra.com/sports/football/ ... 002e0.html
wtf is that about, nebraska not getting a shit ranking this year or BCS not being a load of shit?

no amount of words will change the fact we should be having playoffs. just because it works or doesn't work one year doesn't mean it's intelligent.
Author:  Hogg [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:56 pm ]
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NB: I only read the headline
Author:  Happy [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:11 pm ]
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Why is nobody posting in this thread?

PITT LOST TO UTAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pitt is always overrated and thus they waste no time proving they deserrve that preseason 15

ahahahah
Author:  assrott [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:12 pm ]
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Big 10: Welcome to the Big 10, Nebraska. We noticed you don't yet have voting privileges in conference matters, so here, have this giant throbbing cock right up your ass.

Nebraska: ...
Author:  mueldriver [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:41 pm ]
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Gretaness:

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/mess ... f#21203769
Author:  Hogg [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:20 pm ]
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Big 10: Welcome to the Big 10, Nebraska. We noticed you don't yet have voting privileges in conference matters, so here, have this giant throbbing cock right up your ass.

Nebraska: ...
Is that... bad? I see a bunch of dogshit teams on the schedule. Do we not want free conference championships?
Author:  Happy [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:35 pm ]
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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/feature/i ... TebowWatch

Really ESPN?

I will now throw up.
Author:  assrott [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:00 pm ]
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Big 10: Welcome to the Big 10, Nebraska. We noticed you don't yet have voting privileges in conference matters, so here, have this giant throbbing cock right up your ass.

Nebraska: ...
Is that... bad? I see a bunch of dogshit teams on the schedule. Do we not want free conference championships?
Nebraska was one of six teams the Big 10 identified as being "top-notch" (along w/ Wisconsin, Iowa, Mich., OSU, PSU). Nebraska will be the only Big 10 team that has to play five of these teams, at least for their first two years in the conference. Of course, as long as they don't add a ninth conference game, that means four years of complete dogshit outside of the division & rivalry game starting in 2013. What this basically is, is the Big 10 still having their feelings hurt from when they let Penn State in the conference, who then proceeded to kick the shit out of everyone.
Author:  Happy [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:50 pm ]
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Big 10: Welcome to the Big 10, Nebraska. We noticed you don't yet have voting privileges in conference matters, so here, have this giant throbbing cock right up your ass.

Nebraska: ...
Is that... bad? I see a bunch of dogshit teams on the schedule. Do we not want free conference championships?

Do you REALLY want to become Florida State??? Do you?
Author:  Happy [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:56 pm ]
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It's too bad Mississippi lost to Jacksonville State because this commercial is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ljrGXktR4
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