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Heretic: jewish? musliim? alergic?

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

GROW THE BEARD BACK PLEASE.

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Heretic: jewish? musliim? alergic?

I'm just gonna use the pulp fiction explanation from now on. It's the easiest one.

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GROW THE BEARD BACK PLEASE.

comon guys have fun play dont do stupid things or eat stupid things

(one star)Glimz0r on 9/30/2006
OMGWTFBBQ. Tang? Penos butter? They forgot to add the mint jelly and chocolate easter bunny chunks. Pan-o-thow-up. Abhor this, and do NOT under any circumstances feed this to humans.

Im gonna have to be the one to come out with a big HELL F--K NO to the pan-o-bacon-n-vomit trend.

Tang?

Honey bunches of mufukken OATS?

pork?

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comon guys have fun play dont do stupid things or eat stupid things

If this means i'm cut, well, then CUT AWAY, CUTTERS, HAVE A CUT CUT CUTTERIFFIC DAY.

I left a review of the product:

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That looks good. Give me the recipe otherwise I'll just eat bacon on its own.

Click the words "Bacon Snack Bars" in the original post.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:43 am ]
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To be a Manhammer, you must make and consume Bacon Snack Bars. This is retroactive, and current members have a one-month grace period to comply. You'll thank us later. Please give it up for the three inaugural members of the Bacon Snack Bar Club: Assrott, Hapy, and yours truly. p.s. Seriously, they're fucking awesome. Way better than they look in my picture.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:52 am ]
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Also, pics or shens.

Author:	zenzog [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:42 am ]
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um heretic can't eat pork GUESS HE CAN'T BE A MANHAMMER ROFLROFLROFL edit: wow, he got faggoty shitmongrel penisbagged today... hard

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:57 am ]
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I NEED TO MAKE BACON SNACK BARS!!!!!!!!!!! im kind of lazy though heretic cant eat pork? no bacon? i think i hate him now.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:11 pm ]
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Heretic: jewish? musliim? alergic?

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Author:	assrott [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:43 am ]
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Author:	Heretic [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:51 pm ]
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Quote: Heretic: jewish? musliim? alergic? I'm just gonna use the pulp fiction explanation from now on. It's the easiest one. Quote: Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Author:	superspck [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:29 pm ]
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I've been banned from my kitchen by the missus. Can I sprinkle Baco-s on something?

Author:	assrott [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:30 pm ]
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P.S. It says "refrigerate after opening" on the bacon pieces package. I put mine in the fridge and still intend to eat them, for what it's worth.

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:00 pm ]
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jay's head looks HUGE, like one of those bobble-head toys. it's great. best. pictuaaaar. EVAR.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:22 pm ]
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who is the kid on the counter?

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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lawl, asswrought

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:30 pm ]
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GROW THE BEARD BACK PLEASE.

Author:	zenzog [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:53 pm ]
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Quote: GROW THE BEARD BACK PLEASE.

Author:	zenzog [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:29 am ]
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oh yeah, can we get a recipe or something plz

Author:	Happy [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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Glim

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Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:21 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Heretic: jewish? musliim? alergic? I'm just gonna use the pulp fiction explanation from now on. It's the easiest one. Quote: Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? hmm. i dont know. sort of makes sense but im not sure thats a good enough reason to not eat bacon. most animals get pretty filthy if people dont clean them. and they dont rub pig crap all over the bacon before packaging it or anything like that.

Author:	dime [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:39 pm ]
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Quote: GROW THE BEARD BACK PLEASE. QFT. You look like a mass murderer.

Author:	Hogg [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:31 am ]
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Click the words "Bacon Snack Bars" in the original post.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:12 am ]
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Im gonna have to be the one to come out with a big HELL F--K NO to the pan-o-bacon-n-vomit trend. Tang? Honey bunches of mufukken OATS? pork? Quote: comon guys have fun play dont do stupid things or eat stupid things If this means i'm cut, well, then CUT AWAY, CUTTERS, HAVE A CUT CUT CUTTERIFFIC DAY. I left a review of the product: Quote: (one star)Glimz0r on 9/30/2006 OMGWTFBBQ. Tang? Penos butter? They forgot to add the mint jelly and chocolate easter bunny chunks. Pan-o-thow-up. Abhor this, and do NOT under any circumstances feed this to humans. edit: lawl @ drinking fresca

Author:	assrott [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:31 pm ]
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Quote: Im gonna have to be the one to come out with a big HELL F--K NO to the pan-o-bacon-n-vomit trend. Tang? Honey bunches of mufukken OATS? pork? Quote: comon guys have fun play dont do stupid things or eat stupid things If this means i'm cut, well, then CUT AWAY, CUTTERS, HAVE A CUT CUT CUTTERIFFIC DAY. I left a review of the product: Quote: (one star)Glimz0r on 9/30/2006 OMGWTFBBQ. Tang? Penos butter? They forgot to add the mint jelly and chocolate easter bunny chunks. Pan-o-thow-up. Abhor this, and do NOT under any circumstances feed this to humans. I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Author:	DLong [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:41 pm ]
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That looks good. Give me the recipe otherwise I'll just eat bacon on its own.

Author:	zenzog [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:50 pm ]
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Quote: That looks good. Give me the recipe otherwise I'll just eat bacon on its own. Quote: Click the words "Bacon Snack Bars" in the original post.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:24 pm ]
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