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Well a man come on 6 o'clock news
Said somebody been shot
Somebody's been abused
somebody blew up a building
somebody stole a car
somebody got away
somebody didn't get too far
Yeah, they didn't get too far

Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see

That
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet he'll set 'em down

Cause
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

He knew
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singin' whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Singin' whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Author:	Teaks [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:10 pm ]
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Since it seems no one has added anything of great interest to the forums for the last week+, with the exception of a recipe for a heart-attack-in-a-pan, I'm looking for ideas in half-drunk, dialated-eyes state (my fiance is in optometry school, I got to be the guinny-pig today). So I'm going to add an "F'd up news column". As a bit of a news hound I'll like to all the f'd up news stories I find and add my own little comments. So here's some to get it started: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216846,00.html Now tell me: How f'ing difficult is it to keep from trying to fuck little children? Every damn time i turn around it's another priest popping the alterboy in his confessional room or a school teacher banging a 5 year old while calling him 'big daddy'. I realize that sex is a big motivator for most people, but for the love of christ everyone in this country knows that diddling little jimmy while his voice is still of similar pitch to michael jackson is wrong. For the love of christ people STOP FUCKING CHILDREN. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,216880,00.html How has no one taken a pot-shot at these people yet? It surprises the living fuck out of me that we've been doing this Iraq war thing for almost 5 years now, we have soldiers comeing back every day with some good Post tramatic stress syndrome, we have Special forces guys (and 30 billion others) who come back to find their wives sleeping with every college student in a 100 mile raduis, flip out, kill their wives, and then themselves. Why does no one decide "Hey, fuck this life, I'm pissed off, but I'm going to try to make it a better world before I go down." Why does no one actually go out of their way to begin shooting the idiots of the world before they decide to commit suicide? The dumb-fucks mentioned in this article should be high on just about anyones hit-list. Currently listed on mine is this whole family, just about 100% of the oil industry executives ("Oh, hurricane katrina was so bad for us we had to raise gas prices over $1 a gallon, but then we can report record-breaking-profits for the next year". Die mother fuckers, die.). Add to that every white-collar executive who defrauds his company (cough cough enron cough) and ruins the lives of thousands of workers underneith them, and finally lawyers. Yep, all lawyers. Okay, a small number of them are necessary for a proper functioning of society, but the only way lawyers make a living anymore is to be more bloodsucking and decietful then the next guy. A courtroom isn't about finding the truth anymore, it's about who can play on the sympathies of the jury more then the other guy, therefore all lawyers must die. Now before anyone goes calling the FBI on my ass about this: This is a small portion of my hitlist. You know damn well you have one too. Sadly I have a beautiful fiance, a job I really enjoy, a decent salary, and an all around good life. Maybe someday when the rest of my life has fallen into ruin I'll get all pissed off (an hence it helps to have this planned out already), but for now I don't actually have any intention of doing anything. That leads to my actual bitch about this news story. There are dumb-fucks everywhere in the world that need killing, where are the bastards who have been trained to kill and have nothing left to live for?

Author:	Teaks [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:28 pm ]
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/fun.games/ ... index.html Alrighty, this is just a lead-in to another bitch of mine: X-box 360 has been out for many months now yet their system has problem after problem with heat issues and a whole bunch of other crap. I've not had a chance to play online CoH yet but I still hear it's riddled with connectivity issues. Battlefield 2 released patch after patch attemping to actually remove bugs yet couldn't fix shit and many times caused more problems a year after it's release. Counterstrike - well, everyone knows what happened to counterstrike. It was a game that was progressively killed by patches. Look, technology moves at a mile-a-minute pace, but why the fuck can't anyone actually manage to complete a product before going about trying to release it. SpcK has bitched with me about this many times, but for the love of god, why can't anyone actually finish a product before releaseing it. I have no problem with adjusting gameplay issues on a game (understandably new strategies will always be developed through gameplay, and some things may need to be tweaked to keep it all balanced), but why does everyone assume they can release an alpha or beta version of a game and then just patch it to perfection? The last company that actually tried to make a complete game before relase was blizzard (and though I don't know about WoW, I assume they've followed through on it) and though they take friggen forever and a day to release a game, you can buy anything they put out knowing before they've even announced what the system specs are that A: it'll actaully work without crashing every 10 minutes due to the fact that you just downloaded the latest backdoor boys single though limewire, B: it'll probably work on your system despite it being a 486 with 16 bit graphics, C: it'll continue to recieve good tech support that doesn't cause more issues then it fixes, and D: it'll be an actually enjoyable game to play. Why must everyone rush shit out the door instead of actually trying to produce quality that sells? Obvously blizzard isn't going out of business any time soon. Stupid fuckers. And yes, I've been drinking. Sorry if that makes any of this difficult to understand. And go f yourself if you don't approve.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:31 pm ]
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Teaks, enough of that. We have a STFU thread for a reason and this isnt it.

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:33 pm ]
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teaks, your crazy bro, crazy, #1 in teh book as always esp. for pissing glim off

Author:	DLong [ Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:27 pm ]
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LOL YOU LOOK AT FOX NEWS...LOSER.

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Author:	Hogg [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:45 am ]
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tl;dr

Author:	snackpipe [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:06 pm ]
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/rant I think it's fucking retarded how Fox news tries to sugar coat that shit. Like, instead of saying, "Hey, this dudes a sick fucker", they talk about what it's going to do for the election, and you don't get any of the stuff about his messages until the bottom of the page, which by then any person who actually likes Fox News would've gone back to defending freedom and wouldn't read it. /endrant

Author:	superspck [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:07 pm ]
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Another company that's usually done a good job of developing and delivering a finished product is id software. And yes, I'm with you on the gaming issue. And the sex with children bit. And killing those who deserve to be killed.

Author:	zenzog [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:28 pm ]
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Quote: Well a man come on 6 o'clock news Said somebody been shot Somebody's been abused somebody blew up a building somebody stole a car somebody got away somebody didn't get too far Yeah, they didn't get too far Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done Take all the rope in Texas Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys Hang them high in the street For all the people to see That Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds too much corruption and crime in the streets It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down You can bet he'll set 'em down Cause Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses whiskey for my men, beer for my horses He knew Justice is the one thing you should always find You got to saddle up your boys, You got to draw a hard line When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces Singin' whiskey for my men, beer for my horses Singin' whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Author:	Jenosidhe [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:07 pm ]
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those people are just insane incestual crazy ass fucks. they consist of a church with nothing but family members who all believe a twisted version of life. Sadly their twist is not that far off from alot of other extremist groups. they just take their retarded crap in a direction most others dont.

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:13 pm ]
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Quote: those people are just insane incestual crazy ass fucks. they consist of a church with nothing but family members who all believe a twisted version of life. Sadly their twist is not that far off from alot of other extremist groups. they just take their retarded crap in a direction most others dont. if those are the people i think they are then they believe that hitler "wasnt such a bad guy" and the holocaust "wasnt a big deal"

Author:	Jenosidhe [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:17 pm ]
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yeah they are some weird ass church in kansas. but they hold a view inline with some views of the christian identity movement which is extremely twisted. most of these groups have to deny the holocaust because they cannot preach white supremacist views and see that hitler killed 12 million people systematically with very similar views. I was by no means advocating them i think they are fucked in the head. I was simply commenting on how it does not take too much of twist of an already perverted view to have some really sick individuals.

Author:	LiamE [ Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:35 pm ]
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And... Fin... Though I am a veritable virgin at the innernets, I have witnessed the flesh-eating mold that is religious or political discussion ravage the face of more than one gaming site. I am therefore showing my disapproval of this thread by posting this, for Dragonhawk: http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/default.cfm ... dragonhawk

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:43 am ]
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WTF....THOSE NAME STEALING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want money

Author:	superspck [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:25 am ]
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ooooh. I wanna pilot a DRAGONHAWK!!! er. Nah, screw it. ok, bad phrase choices all around.

Author:	wardryer [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:58 am ]
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speaking of f'ed up news...amish country school shooting...wtf?

Author:	Jenosidhe [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:24 pm ]
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yeah thats fucked. at first when i saw the title while i was at the gym and couldnt hear it i thought it was a columbine type thing. I was thinking WTF what did a kid bring a black powder rifle to school i mean how many kids could he really shoot. Obviously it is much more fucked up than that.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:33 pm ]
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Quote: was thinking WTF what did a kid bring a black powder rifle to school i mean how many kids could he really shoot. All things considered, this quote is funny as shit. -----and----- My heart goes out to that Amish community right now.

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:18 am ]
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I want one.

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:22 am ]
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damnit. i do too

Author:	Sabs [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:24 pm ]
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missles or no missles, it needs more bacon.

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:47 pm ]
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anyone else notice that they crashed it into the ground to kill people? best way to do it

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:28 am ]
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Quote: anyone else notice that they crashed it into the ground to kill people? best way to do it They designed it around your BF2 strategy.

Author:	wardryer [ Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:07 pm ]
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the greatest thing in this tragedy is that the amish community has already annouced they forgive the guy

Author:	assrott [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:16 pm ]
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OMFG GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING...oh wait. http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2006/10/0 ... ecast.html Al Gore etc., your "concrete" evidence on a subject you know nothing about is gone. Now shut the fuck up.

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