Inspiration here.
Link here.
Tips: if you give it a try (and you should), make sure to use pics where the face is pointed directly or nearly directly at the camera. To get the collages as you see below, click on the "Cool Options for saving..." icon in the results box and follow the steps. Then click "save" and grab the link out of the stupid code they give.
You have to "register," but I just gave all crap info except for email addy, and I don't even think you have to do that.
I decided to give it a shot with my "Beard De-Construction" pics. So here we go...
More like Joseph Lawlin. Also, Ellen DeGeneres looks like me with a huge goatee. Don't worry, plenty more women to come.
WWE Superstar, small boy, and some guy named "Moorcock." Priceless.
JC Chasez again worried me, until Jack M'urfuckin Bauer popped up as the second result. Beat that one, Hogg. Also a Japanese dude (don't worry, plenty more racial hilarity to come).
Had to do a bigger collage on this one, to show you that when I make a pissed-off white trash face, I look like a bunch of hot models and actresses. Also Jack Bauer again (bitch), as well as Jack Bauer's dad.
I have the following things in common with Mr. Bean, Iron Maiden's drummer, and a few hot/formerly hot chicks: I'm white. lawl @ Serena Williams looking 70% like a child molester white dude with a creepy 'stache.
A black guy, a Tar Heel, a gay, a Jewish guitarist, and a cunt all look like me with a Hitler 'stache. Diversity makes the world go 'round.
This pretty much undid the Jack Bauer ego-boost, as this is close to my normal look, and I'm not making any faces. Or esle Sheryl Crow's just ugly.
Wiener, Marge from "Fargo," and Jake Taylor all #cry_more on Bitch.net.
Couple hot chicks, couple hot dudes, and Scotty.
Well, that took entirely too long, and I don't expect anyone to actually look at all of those, but I was entertained for an hour while creating this post, and that's all that matters.
Okay Cornelius, you cry now.
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