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Author: | assrott [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Don't mess with Texas |
Things I learned tonight about Texas: - Closing time at bars is 2:00 AM. - That doesn't mean you should fucking try to buy beer at a gas station after midnight. - Heavy rain and high winds = drive really fast! Also, I asked the guy at the check-in counter at my motel whether or not I could smoke in public places. His reply? "Pfft. It's Texas." |
Author: | dime [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:47 am ] |
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Author: | ULTROS [ Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Don't mess with Texas |
Quote: Things I learned tonight about Texas:
i get to be in Houston for newyears.
- Closing time at bars is 2:00 AM. - That doesn't mean you should fucking try to buy beer at a gas station after midnight. - Heavy rain and high winds = drive really fast! Also, I asked the guy at the check-in counter at my motel whether or not I could smoke in public places. His reply? "Pfft. It's Texas." |
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