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First, I am not a bot. I have ping.
The reason for my anonymity in this foram topic is that I am, in fact, a highly respected and well-known member of the small penis clawn, and what I am about to tell you is embarrassing well beyond normal perameters. Thus, my identity needs protected.
Tonight, not fifteen minutes ago, I sat at computer with that familiar pressure in my intestines, the 'gotta drop a log' feeling, as I was scrolling thru the crapyforams. The grip of threads was overwhelming the other call of nature, so i persisted in reading and reading... when all of a sudden i had to sneeze.
In slow motion, mid-sneeze, i feel my butt let go and out curled about 2/3 of a cup of clay-like shit.
Once i had slowly got to the bathroom i was horrified. I will never wear those boxers again. right in the garbage.
After dry heaving in the shower for a few minutes I am back to normal, clean, and confident that this will forever seal the fate of this group, in MY mind, as a crapy clawn.
*~the end~*
Admins, pls refrain from tracing my ip and revealing my true identity. kthx.
Balls.