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Author: | everyonewiththeBLANKname [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Undeniable Proof that this really is a Crapy Clawn. |
First, I am not a bot. I have ping. The reason for my anonymity in this foram topic is that I am, in fact, a highly respected and well-known member of the small penis clawn, and what I am about to tell you is embarrassing well beyond normal perameters. Thus, my identity needs protected. Tonight, not fifteen minutes ago, I sat at computer with that familiar pressure in my intestines, the 'gotta drop a log' feeling, as I was scrolling thru the crapyforams. The grip of threads was overwhelming the other call of nature, so i persisted in reading and reading... when all of a sudden i had to sneeze. In slow motion, mid-sneeze, i feel my butt let go and out curled about 2/3 of a cup of clay-like shit. Once i had slowly got to the bathroom i was horrified. I will never wear those boxers again. right in the garbage. After dry heaving in the shower for a few minutes I am back to normal, clean, and confident that this will forever seal the fate of this group, in MY mind, as a crapy clawn. *~the end~* Admins, pls refrain from tracing my ip and revealing my true identity. kthx. |
Author: | KingLoser [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Undeniable Proof that this really is a Crapy Clawn. |
Quote: First, I am not a bot. I have ping.
Balls.
The reason for my anonymity in this foram topic is that I am, in fact, a highly respected and well-known member of the small penis clawn, and what I am about to tell you is embarrassing well beyond normal perameters. Thus, my identity needs protected. Tonight, not fifteen minutes ago, I sat at computer with that familiar pressure in my intestines, the 'gotta drop a log' feeling, as I was scrolling thru the crapyforams. The grip of threads was overwhelming the other call of nature, so i persisted in reading and reading... when all of a sudden i had to sneeze. In slow motion, mid-sneeze, i feel my butt let go and out curled about 2/3 of a cup of clay-like shit. Once i had slowly got to the bathroom i was horrified. I will never wear those boxers again. right in the garbage. After dry heaving in the shower for a few minutes I am back to normal, clean, and confident that this will forever seal the fate of this group, in MY mind, as a crapy clawn. *~the end~* Admins, pls refrain from tracing my ip and revealing my true identity. kthx. |
Author: | Glimfeather [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:58 pm ] |
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You got a poop in there? no YEAH. We're goin' home. |
Author: | rmrfkorea [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:39 pm ] |
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i have a new found respect for you, secretive manhammer. |
Author: | Heretic [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:53 pm ] |
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He did not poo guns. |
Author: | Happy [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:38 am ] |
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Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him. I'm guessing...Muel? |
Author: | rmrfkorea [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:41 am ] |
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heh, or.. assrott -_- shifty eyes. shrug. im bored =( |
Author: | KingLoser [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:17 am ] |
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Quote: Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him.
I think not.
I'm guessing...Muel? |
Author: | assrott [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:02 am ] |
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Quote: heh, or.. assrott -_- shifty eyes.
No, but I did wet the bed within the past 5 years
shrug. im bored =( |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:56 pm ] |
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im doin a lil pooey right now heh |
Author: | Bisco [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:21 am ] |
Post subject: | shit |
i totally need to shit right now. |
Author: | Agent_137 [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:40 pm ] |
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great indeed. |
Author: | ULTROS [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:02 pm ] |
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Quote: Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him.
Ahh you know me better than that... I would post it straight up because I don't give a shit, I'm oilfield trash now.
I'm guessing...Muel? |
Author: | assrott [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:05 pm ] |
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Quote: I'm oilfield trash now.
Maybe so, but you're still the VIP.
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Author: | rmrfkorea [ Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:05 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: I'm oilfield trash now.
Maybe so, but you're still the VIP. |
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