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Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | hey happy this thread is for discussing your butt problem |
ok listen happy 1. i would never surrender to that faggo ultros remember when i broke his nose (ALSO I GOATSED HIM DID OU SEE THAT) 2. im sorry about the butt problem thing i said that so no one would click on this thread 3. we can discuss strategy and tactics in here |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:04 pm ] |
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now happy, this is th eplan for tonights attack the army of the enemy is stationed on the hill we've got to get them down here and this is how we will our men in the ravine (that's this area in green) will go across the valley where they plainly can be seen and the enemy (in blue) will undoubtedly pursue for thats what you depend upon an enemy to do |
Author: | Happy [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:08 pm ] |
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My robot brigades will be standing by. They've been programmed for street warfare and they all have explodign hammers to bash the enemy in the head with. They also have no ears so they won't be scared when the enemy yells "COBRA!!!". |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:24 pm ] |
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then to guarantee their folly we'll bring bowmen into play who will fire just one volly ...and retire to point A |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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now when the foe sees our soldiers marching through the lea they will mount a charge and meet us at the point i've labeled B and their bowmen on the hill (in yellow on the map) will leave their posts to join the rest and fall into our trap then we'll cut off reinforcements and retreat of any kind bearing principles of enfilade and defilade in mind |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:26 pm ] |
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and if the ploys we pick to really work to bring to pass occur we won't just have a victory we will have our selves a massacre |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:27 pm ] |
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now listen to me closely i'll endeavor to explain what separates a charlatan from a charlemagne a rule confessed by generals illustrious and various though pompous as a pompey or daring as a darius a simple rule that every great man learns by heart its smarter to be lucky than its lucky to be smart |
Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 09, 2007 7:36 pm ] |
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also exploding hammers? please this is our standard issue weapon |
Author: | assrott [ Wed May 09, 2007 8:29 pm ] |
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Needs rifling. |
Author: | Happy [ Wed May 09, 2007 11:41 pm ] |
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I know you cant see them on the map but the point labeled ZETA is where the ninja are stationed. They will sit in the tall grass and wait for the enemy legions of elephant riders. Ninja vs Elephant = we win every time. Also, all ninjas will be equipped with lassos. |
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