crapy clawn forums :: Dear Boner

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess.

She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."

Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely.

DOOOOOOOOOM!

That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

Yours,

The Penguin of Doom.

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:00 am ]
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HI, Iâ€™M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENâ€™S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDEâ€™S SACRED DOMAIN â€” YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:03 am ]
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I can't decide if it's more blasphemous or hilarious.

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:38 am ]
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hans zimmer badnad bananan dadad BOOM chckcha chkcha BOOM BOOM nadnanandnan

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 pm ]
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY THAT MY UNSTOPPABLE PILLAR OF A THOUSAND ORGASMS IS COMPLETELY EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY. TO THE GREEKS, I AM THE MIGHTY HERCULES THAT SPLITS APART THEIR ROCK OF GIBRALTAR. TO THE HINDUS I AM ZISHNA, THE TEN-HEADED GOD OF DEFLOWERING - AND ONLY FIVE OF THOSE HEADS ARE ATTACHED TO NECKS. INDEED, THE RECTUMS OF THOSE OF EAST ASIAN DESCENT HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE UNDER MY RIGHT TESTICLE. THEIR TINY FRAMES CLENCH TIGHTLY WHEN I CRUSH THEIR ORGANS UNDER THE UNSTOPPABLE DRAMA OF MY ANAL ASSAULT. AS RIGOR MORTIS SETS IN, THE TIGHTNESS OF THEIR RAVAGED COLON UPON MY MIGHTY KATANA IS UNMATCHED BY ANY OTHER RACE. NO LESS THAN FIFTY-SEVEN SAMURAI HAVE COMMITTED HARA-KIRI UPON TAKING A SINGLE LOOK AT MY MIGHTY BLADE FROM THE DISHONOR OF WIELDING SUCH TINY EASTERN BLADES AGAINST MY MARVEL OF MANHOOD. I GUARANTEE IT!

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:00 pm ]
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Quote: I can't decide if it's more blasphemous or hilarious. wait...blasphemy isnt hilarious?

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Author:	1ucksh0t [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:59 pm ]
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Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier." Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. DOOOOOOOOOM! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. Yours, The Penguin of Doom.

Author:	LiamE [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:04 pm ]
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What the hell.

Author:	DRAGONHAWK [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:27 pm ]
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im so fucking confused

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:16 pm ]
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Quote: Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier." Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. DOOOOOOOOOM! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. Yours, The Penguin of Doom. this better be a copy paste if it isn't then you can feel free to not post in this forum anymore

Author:	Heretic [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:58 pm ]
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Rules 1&2 plz. and yes, it's copy paste

Author:	Happy [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:36 pm ]
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Quote: Rules 1&2 plz. and yes, it's copy paste rule 42, george zimmer and a penguine. STAT!

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:42 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Rules 1&2 plz. and yes, it's copy paste rule 42, george zimmer and a penguine. STAT! *rule 34 also, cocks

Author:	LiamE [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:30 pm ]
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However, lawl @ Hans Zimmer being brought into the discussion. You, sir, win at knowledge.

Author:	Hogg [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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I love him because of Pirates.

Author:	snackpipe [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:47 am ]
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Wow guys if I wanted to browse 4chan I'd browse 4chan, brb browsing 4chan.

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:07 am ]
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lulz

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:58 pm ]
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why browse 4chan when WE CAN BRING 4CHAN 2 U!@!@#$!@## http://s8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/1u ... vation.jpg

Author:	ULTROS [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:55 pm ]
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Trap.

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:40 pm ]
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Quote: Rules 1&2 plz. and yes, it's copy paste thank god i was rly worried

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:04 pm ]
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anythign thats not randompubbie quotes = 4chan

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:14 am ]
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Quote: anythign thats not randompubbie quotes = 4chan senior boner, everything is 4chan

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:35 am ]
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Quote: Quote: anythign thats not randompubbie quotes = 4chan senior boner, everything is 4chan itds you. you are the 4chan

Author:	1ucksh0t [ Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:38 am ]
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Quote: Quote: Quote: anythign thats not randompubbie quotes = 4chan senior boner, everything is 4chan itds you. you are the 4chan yo momma is 4chan

Author:	snackpipe [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:40 pm ]
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It is kinda funny how much influence 4chan has on the internets.

Author:	Happy [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:40 pm ]
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Quote: It is kinda funny how much influence 4chan has on 1uckshot. fixt

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