Hi there, PieGuy here. In an effort to forward scientific progress, I have decided to perform the unthinkable: determining the uneducated masses' opinion of the nine classes of Team Fortress 2.
Of course, seeing as how the uneducated masses are not just lined up at my front door, special tools are required. Like any other scientist worth his weight in refried beans, I chose to use Omegle. Using the aptly-named Spy Mode, I asked two strangers at a time, "What is your favorite class in TF2 (Team Fortress 2), and why?" I then repeated this process hundreds of times for over an hour, because I spend my time wisely.
But enough jibjab, you people want to see SCIENCE. So I present to you now! The unedited, unabridged results of this feat of science!
What is your favorite class in TF2 (Team Fortress 2), and why?
- Scout - 2
- Pyro - 6 (occurrences of both test subjects saying pyro at once: 2)
- Spy - 7
- "Not spy" - 1
- Medic - 3
- Demoman - 1
- Heavy - 4
- Soldier - 3
- Sniper - 1 (disqualified because the participant said "even though I don't play that game")
- Druid - 1
- toast - 1
- asl - 1
- Biology - 2
- No idea what TF2 is - 9
- Never played TF2 - 8
- Played TF2 for 45 minutes - 1
- ♥♥♥♥ you - 1
- LOOOSER/NERD - 4
- Hates TF2 - 6
- ಠ_ಠ - 1
- the butt pirate - 1
- nskvndskjbfvs - 1
- people who said they might try TF2 after finding out from their testing partner that the spy can "anally [violate sexually]" people - 1
- Disconnected before answering - far too many to count
- Number of meaningful conversations about TF2 - 0
- Number of chats that turned into cyber sessions - 1
So, what have we learned from this study?
- Nobody loves the Engineer. At all. (It's okay buddy, I still love you.)
- More than one person thinks Biology is a class in TF2.
- There is no hope for mankind. Not on this forum, nor anywhere else on the internet. No hope at all.
I hope you have found this science as informative as it was entertaining. Enjoy your evenings.