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Author:  1ucksh0t [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:15 pm ]
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oh my dear cockslap,
how i miss you so,
I wish to be near to you,
and roll your manhammer in my love dough,

I remember the days,
when we used to knife,
now im all alone,
in a life on endless strife

oh cockslap wont you return to us someday,
and save us from our plight,
just tell your mother (in spanish) that its ok,
and that you must return to the fight

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:26 pm ]
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* wipes tears away *

Author:  assrott [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:30 pm ]
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Just talk shit about Ohio St. football, he'll show :P

Author:  Hogg [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:34 pm ]
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cockslap, not coqui

Author:  Happy [ Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:54 pm ]
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He has a phone, just call.

Author:  Agent_137 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:37 am ]
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we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)

Author:  rmrfkorea [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:38 am ]
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no habla espagnola?

see, i cant even type it.

Author:  Coqui [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:45 am ]
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Just talk shit about Ohio St. football, he'll show :P
Have no fear! I AM HERE!!!!

Author:  Coqui [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:46 am ]
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Quote:
we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)
Yo puedo hablar español.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:37 am ]
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Quote:
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we should.

any volunteers? (that speak spanish?)
Yo puedo hablar español.
CAPS LOCK (Elias) (lol): 1-900-mix-a-lot

Author:  Happy [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:44 am ]
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don't put his number in a public thread genius

Author:  Coqui [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:12 am ]
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:19 pm ]
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.

Author:  rmrfkorea [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:59 pm ]
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Quote:
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.
hahahaha epic.

Author:  Coqui [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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That and we both speak different dialects of Spanish. They would barely understand what I said and vice versa.
you just have to be able to navigate through his mother who speaks espanol. It will be a difficult boss to beat.

Protip: To beat the final boss say random spanish sentences till it dies. Or hands the phone to cockslap.
:lol: I'm 100% fluent in Spanish....it's just the different dialect. Although I guess all anyone would have to say is, "Puedo hablar con Elias? Soy un amigo de el. Mi nobre es fuckmook"

Author:  dime [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:31 pm ]
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i still laugh when i think back on the 'phone in the closet' incident.

Author:  Happy [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:05 pm ]
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Quiero pene de Elias.

Author:  1ucksh0t [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:52 pm ]
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Quiero pene de Elias.
i lol'd

Author:  Agent_137 [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:46 pm ]
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please do it.

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