this is a lot of words but if u are bored they are pretty funny words
anyway it is a text based post apoc mmo
anyway i just signed on and its been so long i dont exactly remember what i was doing but my character is lying on the floor in his apartment with the door barred and this is what is in the room
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_|_|[]_|_| Apt 205 (perfectscrotum's place) (bradbury) 10:15pm
_|[]_|[]_| Moonlight trickles in through the windows.
_|_|()_|_|
_|_|_|_|_| A TV set is sitting here.
_|_|_|_|_|
There's a condom, a book of PCP laced rolling papers, a handful of empty brass rounds, a large cabinet, a key, a coat hanger, a Hammerhead 12mm automatic pistol, eight 12mm clips, a firearm trigger assembly, a firearm sight assembly, a brick of quick-mold plastic, a firearm breech assembly, a firing pin assembly, two steel pipe caps, an ammunition magazine assembly, and a wooden steak on the floor.
this is what is in the cabinet
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perfectscrotum opens the large cabinet.
A floor-to-ceiling armoire cabinet in dark-finished oak.
Weapons:
two knuckle busters [1kg]
Ammo:
two 9mm clips [320g]
Clothing:
a pair of desert camo pants [350g] a replica samurai helmet [2kg]
a pair of sneakers [500g] a pair of steel-plated boots [910g]
a steel athletic cup [500g]
Consumables:
a pack of cigarettes [6g] a pack of cigarettes [4g]
scores of rocks of crank [22g] lots of bags of weed [72g]
a pack of cigarettes [20g] a clear glass bong [1kg]
a cigarette [2g] a rolling paper [1g]
Artifacts:
two firearm trigger assemblies [200g] three firearm breech assemblies [300g]
five fuses [500g] two comic books [100g]
a 'Giggle Cream' spraycan [150g] a short steel pipe [100g]
a 'Bad Motha Fucka' wallet [100g] a microprocessor [10g]
two chrome hubcaps [200g] three rusty metal spikes [750g]
three charcoal briquettes [60g] four long steel pipes [400g]
an electromagnetic motor [100g] four ammunition magazine assemblies [400g]
two small loudspeakers [20g] an issue of My Fluffy New Jizz Target [115g]
a Hello Kitty vibrator [100g] a Max Headroom screenplay [50g]
two broken lead pipes [1kg] a detonator circuit [100g]
a jar of sulfur [30g] a nanopacitor [50g]
two empty syringes [20g] an Assassination Primer [50g]
a paperback copy of 'Rashomon' [50g] a twisted strand of gold wire [10g]
a bottle of methylamine [200g] a titanium plate [500g]
a ferrule type fuse [100g] a lead bar [100g]
three steel pipe caps [450g]
Misc:
a metal suitcase [4kg] a landmine [1kg]
a recipe for a mortilex hypo [100g] a recipe for gunpowder [100g]
a peridot [100g] a book of rolling papers [52g]
a bundle of ephedra leaves [100g] a book of rolling papers [45g]
a black pearl [100g] a Vice Presidential Seal [10g]
a book of rolling papers [32g] two rough peridots [200g]
five red lighters [500g] two rough topazs [200g]
a rough opal [100g]
so basically i guess i was making a bomb or some shit lol i dont remember what for
here is some funny stuff that i have saved
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[chatnet] Ilids asks, "Is it just me, or is this a stupid conversation?"
[chatnet] Nova says, "It's stupid."
[chatnet] perfectscrotum says, "ur moms a stupid conversation roff roff lol"
[chatnet] Nova says, "What the christ"
[chatnet] Ilids says, "My mom's dead you fucking idiot."
[chatnet] Nova says, "She's dead assfuck"
[chatnet] perfectscrotum says, "i killed her roff roff"
[chatnet] Nova says, "So start digging."
[chatnet] Ilids has left chatnet.
* * * ZOT * * *
[||||||||||********************] AAAAUGH!
perfectscrotum is hit by a bolt of lightning!
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AfMaGup yanks out his meatpole and starts fapping furiously.
You start to feel a bit...randy.
AfMaGup gets frustrated and gives up, dropping his limp wang with a sigh.
perfectscrotum wraps his hand around his turgid man-meat, stroking at a measured pace.
[ You earned 1 IP in fuck! ]
perfectscrotum yelps excitedly, then twitches as his dick dribbles a load of jizz on AfMaGup.
AfMaGup starts attacking you!
A red light flashes on the FCPD cam as it swivels toward AfMaGup.
Cripple Red smashes the glass cover of the emergency switch on the wall, and jams down the switch.
Steel gratings rattle down on rails and snap shut over the doors and windows.
You rush AfMaGup in a berserker attack!
AfMaGup's pipe sails in a deadly arc toward perfectscrotum.
perfectscrotum's truncheon sails in a deadly arc toward AfMaGup.
A loud siren starts blaring through the room, rising and falling.
[p# A] AfMaGup goes limp; perfectscrotum's truncheon smacks him in the head.
[ You earned 2 XP! ]
AfMaGup crumples to the ground, gasps out his last breath, and dies.
AfMaGup seems to have been beaten to death; his limbs are horribly twisted and his skull is cracked wide open.
AfMaGup seems to be dead.
perfectscrotum squats over AfMaGup, exposes his crotch, and plops his balls lightly on AfMaGup's face. Teabag!
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perfectscrotum lunges at guitargrizz!
perfectscrotum grabs guitargrizz and pins his arms behind his back.
[|* ] Shit.
perfectscrotum kneels in front of guitargrizz, smiles, and tugs guitargrizz's kevlar athletic cup down and off.
guitargrizz struggles uselessly against perfectscrotum.
perfectscrotum lubes his dick with a quick spit, works it against guitargrizz's ass for a moment, and slides it in.
perfectscrotum fucks guitargrizz roughly for a minute or two, without even offering a reach-around, then groans and rams forward in a shuddering orgasm.
[* ] Chill.
You feel completely relaxed; every bit of stress has drained out of you.
[ You earned 1 IP in men! ]
guitargrizz breaks free from perfectscrotum's grasp!
guitargrizz heads north.
i rule[/code]