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Author:  ULTROS [ Sun May 18, 2008 7:04 pm ]
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/cliff-yablonski/

I have looked for this for ages after they redid the website. Hours of horendous laughing will ensue upon reading these from start to finish. The story of an old man who hates people.
Author:  ULTROS [ Wed May 28, 2008 9:50 pm ]
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CLICK THE LINK!
Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Wed May 28, 2008 11:52 pm ]
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1999
Author:  ULTROS [ Thu May 29, 2008 1:42 am ]
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Note I looked for it for hours.
Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Thu May 29, 2008 3:22 am ]
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so did i
Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Thu May 29, 2008 3:23 am ]
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right before slap wristbands came out
Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Thu May 29, 2008 3:59 am ]
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lmao im readin the new ones now tho
Author:  BONER JACKSON [ Thu May 29, 2008 4:01 am ]
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One day I broke into a toy store to see if they sold plastic hogs that squirt beer into your mouth and I tripped on something and hit my head and my eye was all screwed up for weeks after that. Eventually I saw an eyeball doctor and he said I had the metal dog piece from Monopoly stuck in my eye. He wanted to remove it but I smacked the crap out of his hand because that greedy rotworm just wanted to steal it and melt it down and make a dollar coin with it and I'll be damned if I let some idiot steal my eyedog.
Author:  Hogg [ Thu May 29, 2008 6:29 am ]
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right before slap wristbands came out
ROFL
Author:  ULTROS [ Thu May 29, 2008 8:38 am ]
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Image

I AM THE ROBOT MASTER, I AM PART ROBOT AND ALL WHITE TRASH, LET ME HELP YOU FIND WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AT TARGET!
Author:  ULTROS [ Thu May 29, 2008 8:40 am ]
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These braindead slagwhores were crouching around my bushes and having a party and making a shitload of noise so I shot out the support beams holding up their deck and then finished the job by selling their house to a Chinese couple who smelled like a smokestack.
Author:  Agent_137 [ Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:48 pm ]
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lol, for hours.

reminds me faintly of maddox, whom I haven't read in awhile.
Author:  ULTROS [ Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:12 pm ]
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1999
Yes but when SA redid their site and I quit reading it due to confusion, I lost the link.
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