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Subject: free money (washington dc)

Body: frreeee change (Money) just contact OBOMA after the ellection.

Subject: Free stuff in the yard

Body: We moved and left an outside swing and a toddler toy. The address is 616B Rollingway Drive Round Rock. Feel free to go get it. Thanks

Subject: Manure to go/no shavings (Georgetown)

Body: 2 tarps full of horse manure......just gather 4 corners, drag and empty into your truck or containers. Easy way to spend about 15 minutes!

Subject: 2 chairs

Body: Come and get them. They are the same chair.

Subject: free - I don't know what it's called

Body: It's not wood, but it's not cardboard; I don't know what it's called. The important thing is, it's out of my basement; now I'd like to see it leave my driveway.

Subject: Please take my roomate's girlfriend

Body: I am looking for a new home for my roommate's girlfriend and her atrocious dog. It doesn't even have to be a good home. She will sit at home all day, without a job, and without looking for employment. She finds it completely acceptable to collect food stamps from the government though. I just need her out of the apartment as I am going to loose my sanity if I have to deal with her much longer. Oh, and did I mention the dog, it is a large one that doesn't like people very much.

SHE IS FREE, SO IS THE DOG, YOU MUST TAKE THEM AS A PAIR!!!

Subject: THERE IS NO FREE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Body: NO FREE STUFF!!! SOMEONE MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: a crapy clock
body: large. brown. the lion will eat your face off.

DUDE WTF I WANT WHATEVER IT IS

Subject: Does your little girl like stuffed animals? (Midtown Omaha)

Body: I've got a few stuffed animals that we have obtained over the years and have no sentimental value. I know that there's got to be some little girls out there that like pretty doggies with ribbons in their hair, and purple unicorns, and cute little bunnies. I'll be home after 5:15pm Friday 11/7 for whoever comes first, they're FREE. Contact me for address. Thanks=)

I'm sure it's some well-meaning old lady, but holy shit does this look wrong:

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PS. I HAVE CANDY TOO

Subject: college books (Springfield)

Body: must pick up in Springfield, please don't ask what is all there, too lazy to look

Subject: FREE!!

Body: leaves... you rake em

Subject: Free music by the Spicy Manginas (Hideout Lounge Omaha)

Body: The Spicy Manginas Will be playing a half hour free show at the hideout lounge (formerly shea riley's) as a feature of the tuesday night Shoot Your Mouth Off 3 show. Bring your friends to see live comedy, poetry and The Spicy Manginas. Dec. 16th show starts at 9:30

Subject: Balls (60th & Ames)

Body: I have a garbage bag full of plastic balls that went to my kids plastic blowup toy. They are like the balls in the jumping/bouncy things. (Sorry don't know what they are called). New puppy popped the toy, so if anyone can use these balls come and get them or else I will just throw them away. Thanks!

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Balls.

so if anyone can use these balls come and get them

Subject: free rott (co bluffs )

Body: hey i hve a rott and he is a good dog just need more room to play. so he is all good on his shot so please take him to a good home 712-256-xxxx or 712-310-xxxx
he is very hyper and loves to play

Subject: I got a bunch of shit you guys can have

Body: Tons of worthless junk I need hauled away. Help yourselves to all my junk thats not worth a god damn dime. Thats what all you people are doing right. Giving away a bunch of worthless shit that you dont want, hopeing some dumb SOB will come pick it up from you. Nobody wants your free SHIT. Take it to the landfill or the goodwill like normal people.

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Author:	Hogg [ Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:50 pm ]
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That's it, I've always talked about it; now I'm doing it. I shall collect the very best of the Omaha Craigslist "Free Shit" board and post it here. Feel free to join in, with the following rules: 1) It has to be in the "Free Shit" board (i.e. "For Sale" -> "Free"). 2) It has to be from your area (we've already seen those viral ones from The Internet). 3) It has to be quoted in full here (not linked - they'll disappear). If there are relevant images, copy them to Photobucket or something. Let us begin.

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:51 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: free money (washington dc) Body: frreeee change (Money) just contact OBOMA after the ellection.

Author:	KingLoser [ Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:46 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: Free stuff in the yard Body: We moved and left an outside swing and a toddler toy. The address is 616B Rollingway Drive Round Rock. Feel free to go get it. Thanks One can only hope someone else has moved in, or someone doesn't look at dates.

Author:	KingLoser [ Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:49 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: Manure to go/no shavings (Georgetown) Body: 2 tarps full of horse manure......just gather 4 corners, drag and empty into your truck or containers. Easy way to spend about 15 minutes! Fits the criteria, no?

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:25 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: 2 chairs Body: Come and get them. They are the same chair. There's something philosophical and Matrix-like about that.

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Author:	Happy [ Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:48 pm ]
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Customized bulletin board 11"x17" with a handpainted dinosaur named "Carl". Never used, was a gift. aww, just for you Hong. http://rochester.craigslist.org/zip/896456900.html cute piggie no phone calls pick up only macedon/gananda area if ad is here so is piggie

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:24 am ]
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Quote: Subject: free - I don't know what it's called Body: It's not wood, but it's not cardboard; I don't know what it's called. The important thing is, it's out of my basement; now I'd like to see it leave my driveway. ...

Author:	Hogg [ Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:20 am ]
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Quote: Subject: Please take my roomate's girlfriend Body: I am looking for a new home for my roommate's girlfriend and her atrocious dog. It doesn't even have to be a good home. She will sit at home all day, without a job, and without looking for employment. She finds it completely acceptable to collect food stamps from the government though. I just need her out of the apartment as I am going to loose my sanity if I have to deal with her much longer. Oh, and did I mention the dog, it is a large one that doesn't like people very much. SHE IS FREE, SO IS THE DOG, YOU MUST TAKE THEM AS A PAIR!!! lol

Author:	Hogg [ Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:34 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: THERE IS NO FREE TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body: NO FREE STUFF!!! SOMEONE MESSING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:	Agent_137 [ Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:21 pm ]
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found this one in the omaha boards. wtf. Quote: Subject: a crapy clock body: large. brown. the lion will eat your face off.

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:29 pm ]
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DUDE WTF I WANT WHATEVER IT IS

Author:	assrott [ Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:59 pm ]
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Quote: DUDE WTF I WANT WHATEVER IT IS

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:17 am ]
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I'm sure it's some well-meaning old lady, but holy shit does this look wrong: Quote: Subject: Does your little girl like stuffed animals? (Midtown Omaha) Body: I've got a few stuffed animals that we have obtained over the years and have no sentimental value. I know that there's got to be some little girls out there that like pretty doggies with ribbons in their hair, and purple unicorns, and cute little bunnies. I'll be home after 5:15pm Friday 11/7 for whoever comes first, they're FREE. Contact me for address. Thanks=) PS. I HAVE CANDY TOO

Author:	assrott [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:39 pm ]
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Quote: I'm sure it's some well-meaning old lady, but holy shit does this look wrong: Quote: Subject: Does your little girl like stuffed animals? (Midtown Omaha) Body: I've got a few stuffed animals that we have obtained over the years and have no sentimental value. I know that there's got to be some little girls out there that like pretty doggies with ribbons in their hair, and purple unicorns, and cute little bunnies. I'll be home after 5:15pm Friday 11/7 for whoever comes first, they're FREE. Contact me for address. Thanks=) PS. I HAVE CANDY TOO And a clownsuit in the back of your panel van.

Author:	Agent_137 [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:22 am ]
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free balls! for everyone!

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:29 am ]
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Author:	Hogg [ Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:36 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: college books (Springfield) Body: must pick up in Springfield, please don't ask what is all there, too lazy to look Why yes! I will just drive to Springfield and view your collection in case any of them happen to interest me! Or maybe I'll email you and ask about every college text I've ever thought of owning, and see if it's in there. GOOD CALL!

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:57 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: FREE!! Body: leaves... you rake em as seen in our local craigslist

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:43 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: Free music by the Spicy Manginas (Hideout Lounge Omaha) Body: The Spicy Manginas Will be playing a half hour free show at the hideout lounge (formerly shea riley's) as a feature of the tuesday night Shoot Your Mouth Off 3 show. Bring your friends to see live comedy, poetry and The Spicy Manginas. Dec. 16th show starts at 9:30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:09 pm ]
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Quote: Subject: Balls (60th & Ames) Body: I have a garbage bag full of plastic balls that went to my kids plastic blowup toy. They are like the balls in the jumping/bouncy things. (Sorry don't know what they are called). New puppy popped the toy, so if anyone can use these balls come and get them or else I will just throw them away. Thanks! Balls.

Author:	ULTROS [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:21 pm ]
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Quote: Quote: Subject: Balls (60th & Ames) Body: I have a garbage bag full of plastic balls that went to my kids plastic blowup toy. They are like the balls in the jumping/bouncy things. (Sorry don't know what they are called). New puppy popped the toy, so if anyone can use these balls come and get them or else I will just throw them away. Thanks! Balls. Get these balls and release them on main street.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:01 am ]
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Quote: so if anyone can use these balls come and get them

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:14 pm ]
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I'm still reeling from the Spicy Manginas, but here's one: Quote: Subject: free rott (co bluffs ) Body: hey i hve a rott and he is a good dog just need more room to play. so he is all good on his shot so please take him to a good home 712-256-xxxx or 712-310-xxxx he is very hyper and loves to play

Author:	Hogg [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:22 am ]
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Quote: Subject: I got a bunch of shit you guys can have Body: Tons of worthless junk I need hauled away. Help yourselves to all my junk thats not worth a god damn dime. Thats what all you people are doing right. Giving away a bunch of worthless shit that you dont want, hopeing some dumb SOB will come pick it up from you. Nobody wants your free SHIT. Take it to the landfill or the goodwill like normal people.

Author:	KingLoser [ Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:27 am ]
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Quote: Quote: Subject: I got a bunch of shit you guys can have Body: Tons of worthless junk I need hauled away. Help yourselves to all my junk thats not worth a god damn dime. Thats what all you people are doing right. Giving away a bunch of worthless shit that you dont want, hopeing some dumb SOB will come pick it up from you. Nobody wants your free SHIT. Take it to the landfill or the goodwill like normal people. Truth.