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I am a maintenance tech at a local college student housing complex. We get some pretty stupid mtn requests and I decided to start sharing them with you all...so here we go


first one today...this girl put in three already today and here is her next one...oh btw...most of our tenants are women


"The water drains really slowly out my sink. Please see if its clogged or anything and drain it out so it goes down expeditiously. Thanks."

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It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

How do some of these people get into college?

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hahah. stop brushing your ugly hair into the sink. then buy some draino.

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And it wouldn't hurt to lose 10 lbs.

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big turd in toilet


(big black dude btw)

...yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....

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Well we are changing all of the lightbulbs in the app complex to compact flourecents...and we emailed all of the tenants about this...and here is just one of the replys we got


this is my apartment and i'm sorry but i should be able to decide which kind of light bulbs i should be able to use. my parents use these light bulbs and i hate them, the lighting is terrible, its not as bright, and they make people look overall terrible. i recycle, i have a gas efficient car, i turn off lights when i'm not in a room, i use tote bags when i go grocery shopping, all that i ask is that i get to use the light bulbs that i see fit. The main reason i moved off campus into an apartment is so that I could live however i wanted to. Having my apartment complex basically tell me that this is the kind of light bulb that I'm forced to use is rediculous. last time i checked i was not living with mommy and daddy anymore. i may sound like i'm overreacting over something as trivial as a lightbulb, but what next? am i going to get an email telling me that my food is going to be regulated next or something?





what a cunt!

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Well she also left out that if you break one you are advised to call a HAZMAT team, that's how dangerous the ingredients are.

fuck those dumbass lightbulbs

I agree with your tenant 100%

If I lived there I would keep a stash of regular light bulbs and just swap them out as soon as you left. I'd also break the compact fluorescents on purpose and dump them into a lake for the fish/seaturtles to enjoy.

il just wait and wait for cheaper LEDs.

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http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

That Hazmat shit is a myth. Open some windows, wait five minutes, and sweep it into a sandwich baggie. There's enough mercury to be dangerous if you snorted it. I think the bigger danger from it is from millions of people throwing them away without sealing them in plastic first, slowly contaminating the water supply or something. But I think we'll move on to LEDs before that can happen.

If someone came to my home and told me to change my light bulbs, I would just tell them to go fuck themselves.

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You think she's pissed now, wait until the pinko commies finish with their ban of incandescents to combat "global warming."

And that's going to be nothing compared to the carbon emissions bullshit they're talking about now.

I'm going to start buying a gallon of gas on the way home from work every day, so I can dump it in my driveway and light it on fire. That will undo lots of "good" done by bullshit regulations which are unsubstantiated and completely unnecessary. So yes, that girl may have been a raving bitch, but she's not wrong in her anti-big-brother reasoning.

Penis.

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LMAO I love guys...I was more concerned that she didn't just ask to not use the light bulbs...other people asked and its not a problem. It just saves the complex thousands of dollars each month which can be used for other stuff like fixing stuff that these so called "independent" college kids fuck up like...

1. Ripping off stair handrails
2. Stealing pool equiptment (float ring $75 etc.)
3. Stealing all of the handicap signs
4. walking in the grass instead of the sidewalks...in the rain...
5. replacing siding....broken because someone decided to shoot cans filled with chocolate pudding out of a potato gun


need I go on

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You CANNOT be pissed about this, right?

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actually it is kinda funny...except i just gave me more work...now that its over its ok

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It doesn't taste as good as it smells.

ROFL beat me to it.

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The U.K. now has a tax based soley on the type of car you drive. It is very high pound amount.

I heard of a legal scam these guys did in Australia due to the light bulp thing. That country has forced the carbon credit system which is simply another way to tax people for nothing. These guys went door to door and replaced the light bulbs people were using. They received carbon credits for doing this. They then sold those credits to a company which required them to operate by law. Like a power plant. Just shows how retarded Governments can be.

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ABOVE ME, IN MY BATHROOM...I CAN HEAR WATER AS IF IT IS RUNNING BUT AT A STEADY PACE. IT NEVER STOPS IT JUST KEEPS GOING AND IT SEEMS AS IF IT WOULD BE THE PLUMING THAT CONNECTS THE TOILET AND SINK WATER BETWEEN ME AND THE ROOM ABOVE ME. IT MAY JUST BE FILTERING OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT I DONT WANT IT TO BECOME AN ELECTRIC BILL ISSUE IF THATS POSSIBLE.



um....what. what the hell is wrong with these kids

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Listen bro, in today's economy every dollar counts. I don't want to be spending extra money on a constant stream of water secretly circulating through my walls.

seriously...not to mention how much higher your power bill is when your water is running...what?

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Actually, though, if the pump is constantly running...

its the water abover her...and we found out later it was a toilet that was just constantly running

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electric toilet

Jules Vern wrote about these. Steam-powered electric toilets.

looks like this

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It doesn't taste as good as it smells.