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Author:  Teaks [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:58 pm ]
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529103,00.html

Well, at least Michael Jackson died and the small children are safe. If they're quick they might get to molest him back...hurry children, hurry!

Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:16 pm ]
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Too soon.

:lol:


Agnt.Smith texts to me whilst he is vacationing Where Old People Go To Die:

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Well, i guess he COULD stop
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Michael Jackson got enough.
I would pube tonight and slam hlss with Billie Jean if i still had my CSS careface from 2003.

Author:  Teaks [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:23 pm ]
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Too soon.

Where Old People Go To Die:
A nursing home? Who vacations there? I guess the food is prepared and they have daily activities but it always smells like medicine and poop.

Author:  superspck [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:53 pm ]
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If he touched children than he got off lucky.

Author:  King of Poop [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:46 pm ]
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I knew you guys wouldn't miss this

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Author:  King of Poop [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:47 am ]
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^uh...idk what that is...that is not what I posted

Author:  Teaks [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:29 am ]
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^uh...idk what that is...that is not what I posted
ROFL. I saw that last night and figured it was some kind of inside joke, but was just too tired to care to ask. So who is the girl?

Author:  Hogg [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:30 pm ]
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Additionally, http://crapyclawn.net/wikipenia/index.p ... el_Jackson

Author:  dime [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:27 pm ]
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shitty article is shitty

i don't know if you grew up in the same world i did, but his music was a big part of my life for a lot of years.

it's a shame some people will remember him for the eccentricity prevalent in his later years instead of his contributions to music, but i suppose that's a byproduct of our media-driven culture.

given his upbringing, you can't really be too surprised he turned out the way he did.

tl;dr asinine, ignorant article, dime QQ'ing, and a general 'get off mah lawn' sentiment

Author:  Hogg [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:41 pm ]
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Look, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit says that his music fucking sucks. Sorry, but I'm gonna have to side with the authoritative source here.

Author:  Happy [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:53 pm ]
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Luckily I am too young to know/care about Michael Jackson. Dude rapes kids and makes crappy music.

Author:  Glimfeather [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:45 pm ]
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I blame Gabe for MJ's shity lag and eventual crash to desktop.

Author:  Hogg [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:43 pm ]
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Luckily I am too young to know/care about Michael Jackson. Dude rapes kids and makes crappy music.

Author:  KingLoser [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:58 pm ]
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Luckily I am too young to know/care about Michael Jackson. Dude rapes kids and makes crappy music.

Author:  Sabs [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:01 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU

Author:  rmrfkorea [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:19 pm ]
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I blame Gabe for MJ's shity lag and eventual crash to desktop.

Author:  rmrfkorea [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:19 pm ]
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also, I heard mj died from eating 12year old nuts.

hu hu hu hu hu. blame gabe.

Author:  Teaks [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:50 am ]
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that's awesome

Author:  superspck [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:26 pm ]
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Billy Mays death is the real tragedy.

Funny video sabs.

Author:  KingLoser [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:52 pm ]
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Billy Mays death is the real tragedy.

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:25 am ]
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Billy Mays death is the real tragedy.
So i was picking up a rental car from the Tampa airport, and as we approached the airport, I saw a plane nose down at the end of a run way surrounded by fire trucks, ambulances, airport vehicles and a bus. I said "I am certainly glad we are not flying today... this airport must have incredible delays with all that mess".

Little did I know it was Billie Mayes' death-plane.

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