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This was over vent in underscore vs. underscore game tonight:

Agent (heard distantly through Ashley's mic): "back out, back out, the tank will fuck your face"
SnowPea (in typical snowpea voice): "FUCK YOUR FACE!!!!!"

ahahah. that was good times. Snowpea never let me have an honorable death, though. I tried to molotov myself and my team multiple times but was only successful once.

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rofl.

So, tonight Agent invited me to play some Versus with him and Teaks and a semi-random, against Battlemaster's clan (digitalJedi and some others). Teaks's BAC was something like .30 and Agent wasn't far behind. I started sober and then more or less caught up.

We toddled along doing our thing, and apparently they didn't like their narrow lead. So they retaliated by starting to run really really fast through everything. So at the end of their half of stage 4, when they were talking trash about how many more points they had (about 300), we decided to fuck not just their faces, but BEYOND. As survivor we sat in the safe room for like five whole minutes. They kept coming at us like gentle waves on the beach that we easily dispersed. They got really really lolmad and tried to hurt our feelings on chat and then all ragequit.

Damn it feels good to be a Manhammer.

Anyone with photoshop skills want to do a spray with this quote and Nixon? Doesn't necessarily have to be him, but this just sounds like a presidential proclimation.

I'll take a swing at it.

Anyway, listening to the Drunk Tank podcast today, they were talking about L4D2 DLC briefly.
It sounds like the fab four from the Original make an appearance at the begining and end of the campaign, but what's unclear is if they're playable characters at any point.

Anyone else hear any updates on DLC?

Battlemaster should really know better. Has he met us?

He wasn't present.

gabe ate all my steam friends! did he do this to anyone else?

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My friends list also has disappeared....

2004 all over again?

OH! OH! Got another one! I want a "Lack of Darwin = You" spray! It's all intellectual like, but still insulting!

http://store.steampowered.com/news/3501/

Giving it a try. It's all purty and stuff.

ohhhh sold. thank god they dumped IE at least.

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shift + tab ingame = boner

My brother (older type, not whining 12-year-old annoying voice type) just picked this up a week or two ago and finally got it running. Graves, Insult, and I ran him through his first campaign last night. He's still brand new and just learning the gameplay mechanics yet, but please feel free to search steam friends for "Decorah1", add, and invite to games if anyone's looking for another player (is usually available around 9-10pm CST)

If I buy this game I vow to only play it while smashed and completely belligerent.

Who wants to play with me?

There's a different way to play?`

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Smashed and overly affectionate.

Is that like gay buttsexes?

It's only gay if the balls touch.

Rob, here's some words for you to turn your analytical mind upon: http://www.l4d.com/blog/post.php?id=3623

hah, that was a pretty cool read. Neat to see stuff we already had names for. Their "one way" was our "point of no return." and their "#11 Return" was our "oh this is where we can really fuck them as smoker."

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