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Author:  Teaks [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:36 pm ]
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Just finished my first game, won military victory using the huge map, 12 civilizations, and on prince level. Gotta say there's something wonderfully fun about using jets against crossbowmen. Also got in an 8-missle nuking barrage against the last guy :D
If I were in your country, I would be the first to die in the nuclear exchange. :(
Oh, there is no exchange. When I'm running a country it's all one-way asskicking. Always immediately attack the next most-powerful guy other there. That's the only way to assure that you win.

Author:  Hogg [ Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:00 am ]
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Well, ok. In the real world, if we suffered a nuclear attack from a state advanced enough to have ICBMs, I'd be the first to die.

Author:  Teaks [ Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:24 pm ]
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Well, ok. In the real world, if we suffered a nuclear attack from a state advanced enough to have ICBMs, I'd be the first to die.
That's why you run for the hills and then hide someplace that no one cares about, like canada. Then you hide in the hills and shoot commie bastards while eating their innards and using their intestines as sausage tubing and calling yourself the wolverines. Oh, also makea yearly trip to tenn. to get a supply of jack. And whererver the hell cap't'n comes from. That's good too. They keep you happy while living in the hills.

Author:  Smoke [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:28 am ]
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And whererver the hell cap't'n comes from. That's good too.
Puerto Rico seems a little out of the way from Canada.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:59 am ]
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I wouldn't really have time to run (about a half hour or less from launch) unless I fled before the launch happened. But if I did that and then no launch happened, I'd be pretty embarrassed and also out of a job.

Author:  Teaks [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:02 am ]
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Smoke: What else are you doing? Might as well go south once a year.

Hogg: Run faster.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:16 am ]
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lol.

Watch officer: "Command leadership is in the air."

Hogg: "I... have to go run some errands."

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