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Author:  Teaks [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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Alright, so got one more request for help. Got my 3rd wedding anniversary coming up in a week+. Anyone got great gift ideas? I always go for a little origionallity over a stock gift, but right now lacking even a place to start. Anyone got a great idea or 2?

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:16 pm ]
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Macaroni pictures.

Author:  Sabs [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:21 pm ]
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Popcorn necklaces.

Author:  dime [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:32 pm ]
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Candy corn.

Author:  Teaks [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:33 pm ]
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Fuckers; not helping...

Author:  Agent_137 [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:16 pm ]
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buttsecks!

Author:  ULTROS [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:18 pm ]
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http://www.vermontteddybear.com/Default.aspx?bhcp=1

This has been pounded into my brain on talk radio. All I got.

Author:  Hogg [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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Hahahaha. A print of a good picture of you two in a nice frame.

Author:  Smoke [ Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:40 pm ]
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I feel liek this is a question for Ashley and I to answer.

My suggestions are:

A dinner train [such as http://www.newportdinnertrain.com/ ] Most states offer them, and they're fun as hell. They also have mystery ones.

An electric skillet [ http://tinyurl.com/36ng8ux ]

And finally, this.
Image





[also no girl has never not liked getting a pony.]

Author:  superspck [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:39 am ]
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Actually show up.
Occupationally you're an absentee participant in a bulk of your marriage.
Make the day about her.
Couples massage or shopping, or a run together, what she's into.
Don't ask her "what she wants to do", you've been with her long enough, just take her on a day that's all about her.
Don't fool yourself, anniversaries have nothing to do with you.
Don't turn into the whiny prissy little girl you tend to when you're not getting your way with her. Save that for a normal day.

There's your help, go and be stupid no more.

Author:  assrott [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:41 pm ]
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The 3rd anniversary is leather. Buy her a wallet or a couch.

Author:  Sabs [ Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:45 pm ]
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I was going to suggest the couples' massage as well... that's assuming you have some time together before you ship off. Spoiling her with something she'll remember would be the best way to go.

In case you don't have time together - If you have a lot of photos of the two of you, you could spend a night or two putting together an album on snapfish.com or a similar website. Jewelry or flowers are never a bad idea, as all or part of your gift. Hopefully by now you have a good idea of what kinda flowers she likes and her style of shiny things.

Author:  ULTROS [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:45 pm ]
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Quote:
I was going to suggest the couples' massage as well... that's assuming you have some time together before you ship off. Spoiling her with something she'll remember would be the best way to go.

In case you don't have time together - If you have a lot of photos of the two of you, you could spend a night or two putting together an album on snapfish.com or a similar website. Jewelry or flowers are never a bad idea, as all or part of your gift. Hopefully by now you have a good idea of what kinda flowers she likes and her style of shiny things.
Hell no you send her to the spa for the day and then your free to get drunktros.

Author:  Sabs [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:50 pm ]
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That's for birthdays, not anniversaries.

Author:  dime [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:49 am ]
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Maybe take her to the place you proposed.


























































































































and stick it in her butt

Author:  assrott [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:23 pm ]
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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.

Author:  superspck [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:58 pm ]
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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.

Author:  Teaks [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:37 pm ]
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Quote:
Quote:
You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.
You're talking like you have first-hand knowledge here...

Author:  superspck [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:54 am ]
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Quote:
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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.
And she'll scream a little.
You're talking like you have first-hand knowledge here...
You've been in Missouri for a couple of months now, so do you.

Author:  rmrfkorea [ Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:45 pm ]
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a framed picture of all teh underscores. surrounded by hearts.

Author:  Smoke [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:19 am ]
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Ok, sorry for the 4 year bump, but holy shit this thread made me laugh out loud. A++++++ contributions at the beginning, and then dime following through with that one post. Would read again, and will, when I forget about it again in another 4 years.

Author:  Happy [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:59 am ]
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The perfect leather gift for your wife: http://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments ... files_ive/

Author:  Agnt.Smith [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:08 pm ]
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You know, I knew that was coming and it still made me lol.

said no wife ever.

Author:  Glimfeather [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:46 pm ]
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The 3rd anniversary is leather. Buy her a wallet or a couch.
Hey Assrot,

Fuck yo couch

Love, Glim

(Why did it take the Penos clawn five years to poast the correct response???!!!? Ahve we all no life?)

Author:  Teaks [ Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:25 am ]
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http://www.amazon.com/William-Mark-AS00 ... ers+flying

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