That reminds me, I forgot to update everyone on how that game turned out:
It sucked ass. Did not even make it far enough into the game to see a single horse.
Sorry for the burned $10, dime
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| Author: | superspck [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Games for Wives |
It's like Games for Windows, but it actually provides a service I want *rimshot*. So I want to have the Mew (wife name) try more games. She's had a love affair with the Sims series, WoW, Children of the Nile, and Plants vs Zombies. Currently she's trying Fable 3. She didn't like Torchlight, Warhammer or CoH, or any FPS. Based on what you know about women and/or games do the rest of you have any recommendations? Does your significant other have any particular favorites they recommend? |
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| Author: | Happy [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
http://store.steampowered.com/app/15160/?snr=1_4_4__13 |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
minecraft is my woman's favorite |
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| Author: | Smoke [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
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I have never wanted to play a video game more in my life than I do right now.
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| Author: | Teaks [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: She didn't like Torchlight
Too bad. Tell her she WILL like Diablo 3, or I will personally drive up there and smack her away from WoW to play with us. I have nothing against hitting women; I lived in Memphis for 4 years. Don't make me tell her twice...
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| Author: | superspck [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Mew says, "Suck my dick. I will make it my life goal to hate Diablo 3 because you say I have to like it. You have to come up here so I can kick your pussy-whooped ass". So there's that. I'll be selling tickets if any of you want to attend. By the way, if you knew her you'd know that that was fucking hilarious. |
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| Author: | Smoke [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: By the way, if you knew her you'd know that that was fucking hilarious. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
one thing I learned - never tell a woman that you think she'll like something. she won't. Not to spite you, but because she knows you're a dumbass. |
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| Author: | superspck [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: Quote: By the way, if you knew her you'd know that that was fucking hilarious. |
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| Author: | superspck [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:26 pm ] |
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Quote: but because she knows you're a dumbass.
I think she suspects.
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| Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
MY GIRLFRIEND plays peggle for like 5 minutes thats all i can get |
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| Author: | BONER JACKSON [ Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: one thing I learned - never tell a woman that you think she'll like something. she won't. Not to spite you, but because she knows you're a dumbass.
this is how i failed to get girl to play lego pirate of the caribean
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| Author: | superspck [ Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Shoulda made a pegleg outta legos for her. And then cut off one of her real ones so she had to use it. |
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| Author: | assrott [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: Quote:
I have never wanted to play a video game more in my life than I do right now.Quote: Saddle up for fun in a game that combines your passion for eating horses with thrills and adventure! You'll be rewarded for raising horses for consumption, training champions and then eating them, and saving the ranch dressing in Petz horsez 2. Raise horses from birth and learn to feed, clean, and take care of them, so that you can eat them later, Earn money to buy new horses and culinary accessories by entering challenging...
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| Author: | Smoke [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
That reminds me, I forgot to update everyone on how that game turned out: It sucked ass. Did not even make it far enough into the game to see a single horse. Sorry for the burned $10, dime
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| Author: | Teaks [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
You played a horse-raising game and never got to see a single horse? What'd you do; shovel shit out of digital stables for 3 hours? |
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| Author: | Smoke [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
There was so much dialog / cut scenes, a lot of which were half in English and half in Polish, I think. Plus the controls were really awkward to get used to; it took like 20 minutes to walk around one scene. I bored, but it was still nice of dime to buy it for me :) |
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| Author: | dime [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
TEN DOLLARS ILL NEVER GET BACK |
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| Author: | Teaks [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
I think you should have to reinstall and play until horse-breeding time. Then screen cap and post. It's the only way you can make it up to Dime. |
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| Author: | Agent_137 [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Ashley loves Minecraft. She prefers playing alone so she can spelunk and gather diamonds and breed animals and grow wheat to her heart's content. She also plays Amnesia because she likes a good scare. Though she doesn't ever get scared by it she still likes the atmosphere. I had a hunch that she would enjoy Skyrim but I didn't buy it for her because I want her to graduate from veterinary school. she also liked Plants vs Zombies a lot, and Poker Night at the Inventory. But those were not purchased for her so she would graduate veterinary school. |
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| Author: | superspck [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Minecraft was the next thing I was going to try for her. We were listening to the Game Informer podcast on a trip home and they were talking about the "official" release. She liked a lot of what she heard. |
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| Author: | rmrfkorea [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
tell her about these games Woman make me dinner Laundry Time! Sex me up (this is a solo or mp game!) >.< i went there. that's right. |
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| Author: | superspck [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
Quote: tell her about these games
She beat all those games a long time ago.Woman make me dinner Laundry Time! Sex me up (this is a solo or mp game!) >.< i went there. that's right. Achievement unlocked. Now they sit in their places, on a shelf, accumulating dust. |
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| Author: | ULTROS [ Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Games for Wives |
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