WikiPenia:Privacy policy
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I watch you through your window from the bushes.
- While you take your pants off.
Actually, Piracy Policy
There is little ambiguity about acceptable behavior among pirates on Wikipenia. When a rule is breached, the crew shall be often without pity or remorse in punishing a guilty crew member. Although in cases of particularly useful pirates such as skillful fighters, exceptions are inevitably made.
Wikipenia Code of Conduct:
- Every man shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full share and a half in all Prizes;
the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.
- If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Wikipenia, he shall be marroon'd
with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one homosexual, one small Arm and shot.
- If any Man shall not be found to have balls of steel, he shall be marroon'd or shot.
- If at any Time we should meet another Manhammer (that is Pyrate) that Man that shall
sign his Articles without the Consent of our Wikipenia, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Wikipenia shall think fit.
- That Man that shall teamkill another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive
Mose's Law (that is 40 stripes lacking one) on the bare back. Lawl.
- That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoak Tobacco in the Hold, without a cap to his Pipe,
or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.
- That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business,
shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and Wikipenia shall think fit.
- If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement he shall have 400 pieces of Eight;
if a limb 800.
- If at any time you meet with my mom, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her
Consent, shall suffer present Death.
