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R.I.P.

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I played this game for hours....then I got to a point where I couldnt keep my own archers from blowing up my houses.

DUMB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73Su9kDqjbY

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Lawl SA:

Which Features Are In Which Version Of Madden?

EA Sports has taken an odd route with the usual myriad of ports for this year's incarnation of Madden, adding exclusive features to some versions of the game and omitting features from other versions. For example, on the Xbox 360 installment of Madden you cannot play in co-op mode (while the Xbox and Gamecube versions offer 4 player co-op) but you can track your Madden career with the Madden Gamer Level, which you can't do on any other platform.

Upon digging further, I've discovered an alarming number of undocumented differences which haven't been mentioned anywhere else.

Xbox 360

Exclusive Features:

* Players with odd-numbered jerseys
* Two teams on the field at the same time
* Constantly streaming updates of real life player arrests (Requires subscription to Live Gold)

Omitted:

* 4th quarter of play
* Good/Evil alignment system dictated by Bioware-style branching dialogue
* Tackling

Playstation 2

Exclusive Features:

* The ability to choose plays
* Power-ups (extra armor, bullet-time, smaller hands, etc.)
* Accurately rendered allergic reactions

Omitted:

* Stadiums
* The game's box + manual
* All references to Satan as our true lord

Xbox

Exclusive Features:

* Quarterbacks
* Laser tag rifles
* Horizontal movement

Omitted:

* A working playclock
* Uniforms
* Support for Xbox controllers

Gamecube

Exclusive Features:

* Twice as much rendered sweat as the other versions
* Fully realized day/night cycle that takes the moon's influence on the tide into account
* Forward passing

Omitted:

* Blood (replaced with even more sweat)
* Rideable horses
* Klingon subtitles

PC

Exclusive Features:

* Point and click adventure mode: Combine the jockstrap and whistle to create a playbook!
* Halftime shows by Cirque Du Soleil
* Support for Xbox controllers

Omitted:

* Lightning that strikes the ball carrier at regular intervals
* The Super Bowl
* Faces

PSP

Exclusive Features:

* The lava level
* New "Charisma" stat for each athlete which determines how hard opponents hit him and how guilty they feel about it afterwards
* Lycanthropy

Omitted:

* Graphics
* Porno music that plays during particularly good time outs
* Alternate control setup for women

Nintendo DS

Exclusive Features:

* Tap a player on the belly with your stylus to inflict a career-ending injury
* That creepy ghost kid from Three Men And A Baby
* Tutorial level that teaches players how to build a pipebomb out of household items

Omitted:

* A football
* Level 5 mage spells
* Instant replay playback at less than 25x the original speed

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the balls touch....

This Duelling Core processor confuses me. I watch the Task Manager and it has two graphs, one for each CPU. When I run Folding@Home or some other program that takes lots of CPU power, the total CPU usage goes to 50%. It only goes higher if I run other programs. This is also true of BF2.

So... are only half of my megahurtzes going into these tasks? Do I have to be running different processes to fully utilize my e-penos? I don't get it.

You can basically tell the program which processor to use through task manager (right click process, set affinity). You can also use this app from Tom's Hardware: http://www.tomshardware.com/2004/05/28/ ... page3.html
BF2 won't use both cores since it's not multi-threaded. You should see Quake4 utilizing both cores however.

Wow, this dual core stuff gives me a boner. Thx for pressuring me into it, everyone.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G-N1qKHCMdE

I wanted to stop watching but I couldn't.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

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GORGEOUS!
WATCH AS I BITCH SLAP THIS BABOON. GORGEOUS

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There are already YTMNDs up. The tubes work fast.

Memorial pub raid.

assrott and Hogg said I was going to hell because I laughed when I heard he ate it.

You are.

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memorial raid..

wednesdaynight at 12:00am EST.

For great justice.

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So, I found a wiki article titled "Ashy Black Titi," and went to town on it.

Moments later, I receive this message.

Thank you for experimenting with the page Ashy Black Titi on Wikipedia. Your test worked, and it has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. FractureTalk 20:41, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

kek.

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