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So a seal walks into a club...

It's amazing how no one ever looks like I expect them to look.

What did you expect?

I was expecting mostly Brad Pitt clones.

Alas there was only me...

damn, Sabs beat me to posting that pic.

Dammit we look good!

see Spck, I wasn't anywhere near to grabbing your package

I wasn't complaining about it, play is play as long as the crank is getting worked.












And yeah, it does look fairly far away in the pic, but I just thought you'd jab your hand in my crotch just to make sure I don't have kids...

Speaking of gay jokes, it's crazy how Teak's lower body is leaning in close to Swammy's ass. I know you guys are real comfortable around each other, on account of being former roomates, but damn, give a girl her wedding night you manwhores.

Damn, how tall is Teaks?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

and those fingers.. must 8 inches long!

That's why he's engaged to a pretty girl.


I clean out his car once (I cleaned cars, yeah) and I saw his snow shoes.

Freaking monster feet to go along with long chopstick fingers.

And he looks like a gangly freaky spider naked.


PANCAKES!

the scary thing here is that Spck may have seen Teaks naked.

As for the height thing, yes he is super tall. I am just over 6 foot to give you an idea...

So many things to respond to!

First off, I'm 6'6". And SpcK is right, I'm all friggen tall-gangly like. And I have long fingers. And a cute fiance. Coincidence?

As for the naked thing...yes, spck once decided that walking in on me and my fiance (then girlfriend) to offer us pancakes was worth the lifelong emotional and mental scarring he would endure after seeing my gangly ass bare naked. That's what defines a real friend: someone willing to share their breakfast with you no matter what the personal cost!

Speaking of gay references, how the hell did i get beat to that one?

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hai! miss me? castro loves you

God I love korea!

I will take your submission for president.

coem to teh halloween party. free alcohol, lots of it, top stuff. not this amature crap!

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hai! miss me? castro loves you

I want to but I can't!

The wife and I spent all of our money on redoing the office into an S & M dungeon.

There's the pain of whips, chains, and hot leather and then there is the pain of missing the social drunken-gathering of the year. Nay, decade...

Now if Swammy and Sabs fail to show you oughta be pissed, those guys are next door for-crying-on-Sabrina's-blouse.

Heh.

Teaks, check out this article about your avatar:

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story. ... 10/17/2006

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

lawl, i was at that museum (army museum in greensboro nc) 2 weeks ago with Porkfrigate and i guess we saw the origional.

I like how every thread in this forum eventually becomes a random crap thread.

Yeah!!

This thread was supposed to be about ME!

More talk about me and less random crap.

You are...GREAT?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

How dumb does the author think his audience is?

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We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

I am definitely not as GREAT as many of the other people here.

I would consider myself to be...great.
I have to work my way up to your guys' level of GREATNESS!

You are such a fucking brownose.


And I think Agent gives the American people wwaaaaayyy to much credit.

Ask most what they thought WWII was about and you'll get "Hitler and America got involved to stop the Holocaust ".

What??? I thought America joined WW2 to stop the Japanese from producing loud, annoying cars with tailpipes at a direct inverse relationship to the diameters of their owners penis's.

Obviously we lost that war. They really should have dropped a couple more atomic bombs.