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Ya so I was walking to a bar this last sunday night at about 2am with a Scottish dude thats been here 10 years and we saw they were closed. We decided to find another bar and started walking away. We got about a block when a group of about 7 guys said something along the lines of "G'day Mate" Before I could answer back he slammed me in the nose with his fist.

At this point I'm trying to figure out what the fuck just happened crouched down. I see his legs as he keeps walking so I grabbed them while crouched and I took him to the ground. I'm thinking this fucker is in trouble he fucked with the wrong guy. Just as I'm about to smash his face in, his buddy hit me with an uppercut in the same fucking spot. I crouch down again for about 2 sec. blood everywhere. I though you chicken shit mother fuckers are gonna pay. I decided they wern't getting away scotch free. I stood up again and got slammed in the mouth, I turned hit again, turned and hit once more. As I recovered they took off and I could barley see. I noticed my buddy laying on the ground, so I ran over to see if he was alright. He had a knot on his head about the size of a marble.

We stumbled down the street to find another guy who got beat up. So I spent a good portion of the night with the police and at the emergency room with a broken nose. fucking chicken shit sucker punching bastards. I would love to have taken those fuckers one on one. Regadless I had a bad night rofl.

Oh ya the scottish dude has blood comming out his ears he had a major concusion.

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sorry champ

Thats prison colony life for ya.

Yikes.

Sorry to hear man.

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Holy shit.

Good that you're still alive, and put up a good fight.

hope the scottish guy turns out ok. I expected more from him though. I dunno, like, whipping out a sword and screaming, "There can be only one!"

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It was these guys, wasn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWvv_w22hkI&NR

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So I was walking down the street one day when this n00b ULTROS goes walking by. I tried to be friendly, and offered an old "G'day mate" but he just blew me off like I was nothing. Well that did it. I took off my sunglasses, looked him right in the eye and said "Its time for some ULTRA pwnage" and connected a beautiful right straight into his nose which crumbled under the blow. He fell down and said a few swearwords so I followed up with an uppercut to the same spot. He tried to stand up so I slapped him a couple times and pushed him back down to the ground. After doing the same to a couple of his friends, I grabbed two of my girlfriends, hopped into my convertible and drove to the party for some major boning

ahahahahahah. Win.

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I will eat your children.

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Stomp on their testicles first.

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Its good I'm not the only one with that still burned into my retina ...

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Brandon

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Does this mean you're not a fan of Mike Tyson quotes?

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