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everyonewiththeBLANKname
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:36 pm 
First, I am not a bot. I have ping.

The reason for my anonymity in this foram topic is that I am, in fact, a highly respected and well-known member of the small penis clawn, and what I am about to tell you is embarrassing well beyond normal perameters. Thus, my identity needs protected.

Tonight, not fifteen minutes ago, I sat at computer with that familiar pressure in my intestines, the 'gotta drop a log' feeling, as I was scrolling thru the crapyforams. The grip of threads was overwhelming the other call of nature, so i persisted in reading and reading... when all of a sudden i had to sneeze.

In slow motion, mid-sneeze, i feel my butt let go and out curled about 2/3 of a cup of clay-like shit.

Once i had slowly got to the bathroom i was horrified. I will never wear those boxers again. right in the garbage.

After dry heaving in the shower for a few minutes I am back to normal, clean, and confident that this will forever seal the fate of this group, in MY mind, as a crapy clawn.

*~the end~*

Admins, pls refrain from tracing my ip and revealing my true identity. kthx.
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KingLoser
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First, I am not a bot. I have ping.

The reason for my anonymity in this foram topic is that I am, in fact, a highly respected and well-known member of the small penis clawn, and what I am about to tell you is embarrassing well beyond normal perameters. Thus, my identity needs protected.

Tonight, not fifteen minutes ago, I sat at computer with that familiar pressure in my intestines, the 'gotta drop a log' feeling, as I was scrolling thru the crapyforams. The grip of threads was overwhelming the other call of nature, so i persisted in reading and reading... when all of a sudden i had to sneeze.

In slow motion, mid-sneeze, i feel my butt let go and out curled about 2/3 of a cup of clay-like shit.

Once i had slowly got to the bathroom i was horrified. I will never wear those boxers again. right in the garbage.

After dry heaving in the shower for a few minutes I am back to normal, clean, and confident that this will forever seal the fate of this group, in MY mind, as a crapy clawn.

*~the end~*

Admins, pls refrain from tracing my ip and revealing my true identity. kthx.
Balls.
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You got a poop in there?

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i have a new found respect for you, secretive manhammer.

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He did not poo guns. :cry:
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Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him.

I'm guessing...Muel?
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heh, or.. assrott -_- shifty eyes.

shrug. im bored =(

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Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him.

I'm guessing...Muel?
I think not.
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are you laughin now, beeyotch?
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heh, or.. assrott -_- shifty eyes.

shrug. im bored =(
No, but I did wet the bed within the past 5 years :(

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im doin a lil pooey right now heh :oops:
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i totally need to shit right now.
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great indeed.

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Normally I'd put my money on Ultros but he is in Aussie land right now so I doubt it's him.

I'm guessing...Muel?
Ahh you know me better than that... I would post it straight up because I don't give a shit, I'm oilfield trash now.

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are you laughin now, beeyotch?
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I'm oilfield trash now.
Maybe so, but you're still the VIP.

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I'm oilfield trash now.
Maybe so, but you're still the VIP.
the one that woudl run into a wall and continue to run into the wall.

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