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cause we're all on steam!

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http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

WHY DID MY ELEMENTARY TEACHER (CANT REMEMBER WHICH GRADE) CONVINCE ME THAT A FACT IS THE OPPOSITE OF AN OPINION IN THAT A FACT CAN BE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE PROVEN RIGHT OR WRONG, AND AN OPINION CANNOT BE FIGURED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?


APPARENTLY A FACT IS ALWAYS TRUE. THIS MAY SEEM LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO YOU, BUT IT IS FUCKING ME UP AT THE MOMENT AND I DO NOT LIKE IT. FUCK.

Your teacher was/is an idiot.

Fact: Dogs lay eggs

Man, I was drunk.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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So I learned how to jump a car tonight. Go me and technology.

fixt

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http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out.

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We're all gonna die, but I got a helmet.
http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

Needs to be moving and breathing.

As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html

I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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And Darkness and Decay and The Underscores held illimitable dominion over all.

Man, that's fucking disgusting.

The rally one freaked me out a little - the scream was unsettling. But this one is amusing, and fucking disgusting.

That car must have been pretty strong.

That makes me hungry for venison.

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Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v_8BZkOgMU

My roommates and I watched this just after it happened on the TV at the barn... we laughed and laughed.

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I'm not a girl...er, guy.

http://www.worldogl.com/view_team_info.php?teamid=89203


lol ogl

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http://www.worldogl.com/view_team_info.php?teamid=95508


Those were some fun times, cept I usually was that kind of gay and tried too hard.


[=D] Try harder, fag.

Go to Nebraska where I'm from and shoot prairie dogs all day long. Make sure you use the balistic tips or hollow points so they go flying way up in the air.

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Sounds fun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-oiuPDnco

Leads to this years later.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/what-would-b ... index.html

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/8/17/

Makes me laugh, both in the discussion, and the comic.

hahah, the best is gabe's post, and then tycho's short one following.

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http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/we ... nadie.html

She got skurred at the end...

(it's OT, trust me...)

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