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cause we're all on steam!

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WHY DID MY ELEMENTARY TEACHER (CANT REMEMBER WHICH GRADE) CONVINCE ME THAT A FACT IS THE OPPOSITE OF AN OPINION IN THAT A FACT CAN BE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE PROVEN RIGHT OR WRONG, AND AN OPINION CANNOT BE FIGURED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?


APPARENTLY A FACT IS ALWAYS TRUE. THIS MAY SEEM LIKE COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO YOU, BUT IT IS FUCKING ME UP AT THE MOMENT AND I DO NOT LIKE IT. FUCK.


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Your teacher was/is an idiot.


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Man, I was drunk.


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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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So I learned how to jump a car tonight. Go me and technology.


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So I learned how to jump YOAR MAWM tonight. Go me and technology.
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I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out.


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http://www.redsguns.com/

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As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html


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As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html
I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Man, that's fucking disgusting.

The rally one freaked me out a little - the scream was unsettling. But this one is amusing, and fucking disgusting.


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That car must have been pretty strong.


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That makes me hungry for venison.

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As the link warns, it is "gross", but in a profoundly entertaining way. This symphony of destruction is the greatest deer strike since the one with the rally driver whose navigator screamed "ooooh!!!!" and then the car wouldn't start.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-d ... gross.html
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v_8BZkOgMU

My roommates and I watched this just after it happened on the TV at the barn... we laughed and laughed.

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http://www.worldogl.com/view_team_info.php?teamid=89203


lol ogl

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Those were some fun times, cept I usually was that kind of gay and tried too hard.


[=D] Try harder, fag.


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I need a place to shoot something. Someone help me out.
Go to Nebraska where I'm from and shoot prairie dogs all day long. Make sure you use the balistic tips or hollow points so they go flying way up in the air.

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Go to Nebraska where I'm from and shoot prairie dogs all day long. Make sure you use the balistic tips or hollow points so they go flying way up in the air.
Sounds fun.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-oiuPDnco

Leads to this years later.

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http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/8/17/

Makes me laugh, both in the discussion, and the comic.


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hahah, the best is gabe's post, and then tycho's short one following.

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hahah, the best is gabe's post, and then tycho's short one following.
She got skurred at the end...

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