Stranger: I am a banana.
You: Your a bear.
Stranger: The correct response is "My spoon is too big." You fail.
You: I hear you growling, bitch.
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You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Do you have the iq of a turnip?
Stranger: you fucking cunt cracker.
You: Good one, Andy.
You: Keep em coming.
Stranger: Damn you caught me.
You: *caughte
Stranger: ?
You: you misspelled it.
Stranger: Are you a forign fuck?
You: *foreign
Stranger: No i didnt asshole.
Stranger: There i did.
You: *did'nt
Stranger: Your an idiot.
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You: Hoary?
You: It means covered in hair...
Stranger: rly?
You: yeah.
You: www.dictionary.com
You: look it up, bitch.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i cant read
Stranger: am blind
You: *can't
Stranger: and i have wooden hands
You: *I
You: Since your blind, I'll fix your spelling and grammar mistakes as we type.
Stranger: oyak
You: *Okay
Stranger: txh
You: *Thank You
Stranger: np
You: (thanks is a contraction, and should not be used)
You: *no problem
You: What blind-school grade level did you achieve?
Stranger: B*
You: No, I meant how far did you progress... What is the highest year you completed
Stranger: huh
Stranger: wat
You: *what
You: Did you attend high-school? Grade-school?
Stranger: am a britfag
You: *British Fagot
Stranger: am guessin your a americunt?
You: *American (fuck yeah!)
You: Still bitter about 1776?
Stranger: nah not rly
You: *No *Really
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: i don't give two shits
You: Good! You are progressing nicely!
You: Good use of apostrophe!
Stranger: indeed
You: Are you a homosexual, a stick of wood, or a cigarette?
Stranger: what
You: You said you were a british fagot... Fagot has three unique definitions. I listed them.
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