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So I live with two guys, one is really cool, the other's a total douchebag fuckhead. He's a total slob, he's on the debate team, and he loves to argue shit. So me and the cool roommate had some people over tonight, and the third douchebag roommate invited these random tools over as well. No one from either side of the divide was getting along all night but I was just chilling, playing some CS with Hogg and whatnot. Then, after douche roommate makes a total mess of the kitchen we cleaned like yesterday, me and cool roommate cleaned that shit up. Then this dude Aaron (cool roomie) had over starts fucking with douche roomie (Chris) and we go to go downstairs when Chris walks in teh kitchen with his nasty ass feet fucking our floor up.
Snack loses it....
I said, "Bitch get the fuck off my floor you don't clean shit you lazy ass bitch".
He tries to debate...
Me being a total moron drunk white trash piece of shit, I figure words are for fags and forum trolls so I offer this gem:
"Walk away like the bitch you are before I beat your ass"
Well of course being a total pussy he says "I don't want to fight you"
Now knowing it was in my favor (Aaron was rofling the whole time) and seal the deal with:
"Yeah you better walk on lest I slap you like a fucking bitch..."
Snack (Violence) = 1, Chris (Talking is gay) = 0
Lawl it's gonna be awkward tomorrow.
Go for the nose it really fucking hurts.