crapy clawn forums :: HAHAHAHHA I almost beat my roommates ass tonight!!1

tl;dr

So I live with two guys, one is really cool, the other's a total douchebag fuckhead. He's a total slob, he's on the debate team, and he loves to argue shit. So me and the cool roommate had some people over tonight, and the third douchebag roommate invited these random tools over as well. No one from either side of the divide was getting along all night but I was just chilling, playing some CS with Hogg and whatnot. Then, after douche roommate makes a total mess of the kitchen we cleaned like yesterday, me and cool roommate cleaned that shit up. Then this dude Aaron (cool roomie) had over starts fucking with douche roomie (Chris) and we go to go downstairs when Chris walks in teh kitchen with his nasty ass feet fucking our floor up.

Snack loses it....

I said, "Bitch get the fuck off my floor you don't clean shit you lazy ass bitch".

He tries to debate...

Me being a total moron drunk white trash piece of shit, I figure words are for fags and forum trolls so I offer this gem:

"Walk away like the bitch you are before I beat your ass"

Well of course being a total pussy he says "I don't want to fight you"

Now knowing it was in my favor (Aaron was rofling the whole time) and seal the deal with:

"Yeah you better walk on lest I slap you like a fucking bitch..."

Snack (Violence) = 1, Chris (Talking is gay) = 0

Lawl it's gonna be awkward tomorrow.

Author:	snackpipe [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:00 am ]
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tl;dr So I live with two guys, one is really cool, the other's a total douchebag fuckhead. He's a total slob, he's on the debate team, and he loves to argue shit. So me and the cool roommate had some people over tonight, and the third douchebag roommate invited these random tools over as well. No one from either side of the divide was getting along all night but I was just chilling, playing some CS with Hogg and whatnot. Then, after douche roommate makes a total mess of the kitchen we cleaned like yesterday, me and cool roommate cleaned that shit up. Then this dude Aaron (cool roomie) had over starts fucking with douche roomie (Chris) and we go to go downstairs when Chris walks in teh kitchen with his nasty ass feet fucking our floor up. Snack loses it.... I said, "Bitch get the fuck off my floor you don't clean shit you lazy ass bitch". He tries to debate... Me being a total moron drunk white trash piece of shit, I figure words are for fags and forum trolls so I offer this gem: "Walk away like the bitch you are before I beat your ass" Well of course being a total pussy he says "I don't want to fight you" Now knowing it was in my favor (Aaron was rofling the whole time) and seal the deal with: "Yeah you better walk on lest I slap you like a fucking bitch..." Snack (Violence) = 1, Chris (Talking is gay) = 0 Lawl it's gonna be awkward tomorrow.

Author:	ULTROS [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:43 am ]
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Quote: tl;dr So I live with two guys, one is really cool, the other's a total douchebag fuckhead. He's a total slob, he's on the debate team, and he loves to argue shit. So me and the cool roommate had some people over tonight, and the third douchebag roommate invited these random tools over as well. No one from either side of the divide was getting along all night but I was just chilling, playing some CS with Hogg and whatnot. Then, after douche roommate makes a total mess of the kitchen we cleaned like yesterday, me and cool roommate cleaned that shit up. Then this dude Aaron (cool roomie) had over starts fucking with douche roomie (Chris) and we go to go downstairs when Chris walks in teh kitchen with his nasty ass feet fucking our floor up. Snack loses it.... I said, "Bitch get the fuck off my floor you don't clean shit you lazy ass bitch". He tries to debate... Me being a total moron drunk white trash piece of shit, I figure words are for fags and forum trolls so I offer this gem: "Walk away like the bitch you are before I beat your ass" Well of course being a total pussy he says "I don't want to fight you" Now knowing it was in my favor (Aaron was rofling the whole time) and seal the deal with: "Yeah you better walk on lest I slap you like a fucking bitch..." Snack (Violence) = 1, Chris (Talking is gay) = 0 Lawl it's gonna be awkward tomorrow. Go for the nose it really fucking hurts.

Author:	BONER JACKSON [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:10 pm ]
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true story i chased my freshman roommate down the hall with a cane trying to kill him and he locked himself in another kids room until i went away

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sP1J-qOeGE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sP1J-qOeGE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO EMBED THE SH*T. I found the video of Boner's story^^. Click = link. f4g3t: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sP1J-qOeGE

Author:	snackpipe [ Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:03 pm ]
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Quote: <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sP1J-qOeGE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-sP1J-qOeGE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO EMBED THE SH*T. I found the video of Boner's story^^. Click = link. f4g3t: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sP1J-qOeGE That guy was totally a flag girl in High School lawl.

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Author:	rmrfkorea [ Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:56 am ]
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is that a gay frat? i liek frats who have parties and do stupid shit. not twirl i fuckgin stick. real origional!. ps: lawl cawks.

Author:	Coqui [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:32 am ]
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Quote: is that a gay frat? i liek frats who have parties and do stupid shit. not twirl i fuckgin stick. real origional!. ps: lawl cawks. Even though he's white, it's a black fraternity

Author:	Happy [ Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:40 pm ]
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Cocky, join the CAL roster when it gets unlocked

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:01 am ]
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let me know when its unlocked so i can join, i tried the other day and they said no, you're too much of a jerk to join :/ ps: i want a more 'manly' coughhomocough* avatar plz hog. gotta keep manhammers real.

Author:	rmrfkorea [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:05 am ]
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oh and re: the thread title i always tell my roommate/boss (when im there) i want to fight him, straight up barfist and he wont. he's 5'11". im 5'2, common he keeps saying 'i don't want ot be on the receiving end of your anger, james' everyone knows a happy employee is a productive employee! :/ D:

Author:	Coqui [ Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:54 am ]
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Quote: Cocky, join the CAL roster when it gets unlocked Oh sure.....just use me for head count

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