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You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No?
Stranger: yes
You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear?
Stranger: neither
Stranger: spacebear
You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars?
Stranger: yes, both
You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go?
Stranger: yes
You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself?
Stranger: no
You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money?
Stranger: yes and yes
You: Do you enjoy honey?
Stranger: yes
You: Do you enjoy sleeping a lot?
Stranger: yes
You: You are a bear
Stranger: nope
You: The Indian government is starting a secret space program for bears. You have passed our initial test and we would like to speak with you further regarding bears in space. Are you able to fly to Islamabad to meet us?
You: Its ok, you dont have to pretend like you're not a bear when you're speaking to us.
You: and by Indian government I mean pakistan
You: sorry, I am drunk
Stranger: roar
You: English please, we do not posses the ability to speak bear-language
Stranger: I'm not a bear
You: of course you're not (wink wink)
You: Are you willing to drink water that has been reclaimed from pee pee? They do that in space.
Stranger: I'm a human female age 17, and a furry
Stranger: no
You: I see... so am I correct to assume that you BMI is insanely off the chart?
Stranger: BMI?
You: Body mass index, a measurement of how much of your disgusting body is composed of fatty tissue
You: Bears love to eat fatty tissue
You: it helps them in winter
You: here, go to this website and tell me how much delicious flesh you possess http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
Stranger: 22.1
You: You are a bear and a liar
Stranger: no and no
You: Last question, how frequently do you poop in the woods?
You: Do not lie
Stranger: yes
You: yes is not a valid answer, please read the question
Stranger: often
You: Thank you, an anti-bear assassination squad is on its way
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey hey hey You: Do you believe Bears should be allowed in space? Stranger: sure why not You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: cosmobear is cute You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars? Stranger: only if i can go with You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: heck yeah You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: imma manbearpig You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No? Stranger: well havent monkeys Stranger: yes You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: bearstronaut You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	King of Poop [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:20 pm ]
Post subject:	omegle - wow this is funny...words nsfw
chat with complete strangers and post convos http://omegle.com/ Stranger: hey You: ello matey Stranger: hi Stranger: whats your gender You: male Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	King of Poop [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:24 pm ]
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Stranger: Hey You: hi You: address? Stranger: annon is that you? You: how did you know Stranger: yeah You: haha Stranger: easy You: why Stranger: only annons want to know adresses You: oh.... You: You: Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. Gen. 9:1 Stranger: well Stranger: That won't be a problem Stranger: As long you're a girl. You: sort of

Author:	dime [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:31 pm ]
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zzz

Author:	King of Poop [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:39 pm ]
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Quote: zzz hey...I'm not the master...you guys are always better then me get to it bitch!

Author:	Happy [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:29 pm ]
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Stranger: hi You: Hi, what is your favorite Pokemon? Stranger: m or f You: both Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Author:	Happy [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:30 pm ]
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You: Hi, what is your favorite Pokemon? Stranger: hi Stranger: peekachu You: I see you spelled his name wrong, how dumb of you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Happy [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:32 pm ]
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Stranger: Hi ! Let me rape you anally You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No? Stranger: YES. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:45 pm ]
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Stranger: a t p ?? You: don't u bored? Stranger: whaaaaaa...? You: to play always same game since years You: with his "i aim the feet/birds i head shot" Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Happy [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:49 pm ]
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You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No? Stranger: yes You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: neither Stranger: spacebear You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars? Stranger: yes, both You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: yes You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: no You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money? Stranger: yes and yes You: Do you enjoy honey? Stranger: yes You: Do you enjoy sleeping a lot? Stranger: yes You: You are a bear Stranger: nope You: The Indian government is starting a secret space program for bears. You have passed our initial test and we would like to speak with you further regarding bears in space. Are you able to fly to Islamabad to meet us? You: Its ok, you dont have to pretend like you're not a bear when you're speaking to us. You: and by Indian government I mean pakistan You: sorry, I am drunk Stranger: roar You: English please, we do not posses the ability to speak bear-language Stranger: I'm not a bear You: of course you're not (wink wink) You: Are you willing to drink water that has been reclaimed from pee pee? They do that in space. Stranger: I'm a human female age 17, and a furry Stranger: no You: I see... so am I correct to assume that you BMI is insanely off the chart? Stranger: BMI? You: Body mass index, a measurement of how much of your disgusting body is composed of fatty tissue You: Bears love to eat fatty tissue You: it helps them in winter You: here, go to this website and tell me how much delicious flesh you possess http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ Stranger: 22.1 You: You are a bear and a liar Stranger: no and no You: Last question, how frequently do you poop in the woods? You: Do not lie Stranger: yes You: yes is not a valid answer, please read the question Stranger: often You: Thank you, an anti-bear assassination squad is on its way You have disconnected.

Author:	Hogg [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:51 pm ]
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ROFL

Author:	assrott [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:08 pm ]
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Quote: You: HI! Stranger: Hello You: If you went camping with a bear, and you woke up one morning and your dick was all greased up and there was a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Stranger: Lmao Stranger: Good question Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i think id keep it to myself You: WANNA GO CAMPING? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	dime [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:59 pm ]
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You: i'm a pedophile Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:37 pm ]
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Quote: You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No? Stranger: yes You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: neither Stranger: spacebear You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars? Stranger: yes, both You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: yes You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: no You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money? Stranger: yes and yes You: Do you enjoy honey? Stranger: yes You: Do you enjoy sleeping a lot? Stranger: yes You: You are a bear Stranger: nope You: The Indian government is starting a secret space program for bears. You have passed our initial test and we would like to speak with you further regarding bears in space. Are you able to fly to Islamabad to meet us? You: Its ok, you dont have to pretend like you're not a bear when you're speaking to us. You: and by Indian government I mean pakistan You: sorry, I am drunk Stranger: roar You: English please, we do not posses the ability to speak bear-language Stranger: I'm not a bear You: of course you're not (wink wink) You: Are you willing to drink water that has been reclaimed from pee pee? They do that in space. Stranger: I'm a human female age 17, and a furry Stranger: no You: I see... so am I correct to assume that you BMI is insanely off the chart? Stranger: BMI? You: Body mass index, a measurement of how much of your disgusting body is composed of fatty tissue You: Bears love to eat fatty tissue You: it helps them in winter You: here, go to this website and tell me how much delicious flesh you possess http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ Stranger: 22.1 You: You are a bear and a liar Stranger: no and no You: Last question, how frequently do you poop in the woods? You: Do not lie Stranger: yes You: yes is not a valid answer, please read the question Stranger: often You: Thank you, an anti-bear assassination squad is on its way You have disconnected. Code: Stranger: hey hey hey You: Do you believe Bears should be allowed in space? Stranger: sure why not You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: cosmobear is cute You: Do you think bears should be allowed on the moon and/or mars? Stranger: only if i can go with You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: heck yeah You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: imma manbearpig You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Smoke [ Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:48 pm ]
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You: Should bears be allowed to join the space program? Yes/No? Stranger: Sure, why not? If they really want to, why would you deny a bear its' dream? You: What should their title be? Bearstronaut or Cosmobear? Stranger: they should get to pick, but i personally profer bearstronaut, it's more professional You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: Probably not, sorry. I don't feel comfortable being alone with bears. You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: Not yet I'm not You: Should bears be allowed to vote and own money? Stranger: Nah, they're not wise investors You: Honestly, I'm stunned. You: That you're still even here is an anomaly. Stranger: FML i'm bored... Stranger: i gotta go...have fun with yo bearstronauts! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author:	Glimfeather [ Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:41 pm ]
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Stranger: hi You: Yo You: whats up, Bear? Stranger: fuck u motherfucker You: are you a bear, bitch? You: i hear you growling Stranger: no im mouse You: fucking bear You: lyer Stranger: haista vittu sit Stranger: etkö osaa suomee? Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: lol You: Bears in space, yes or no? Stranger: mikä homo Stranger: ootko vähä nolo You: multi-lingual? Stranger: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: homo Stranger: homo Stranger: homo Stranger: googlaa You: Fucking Bears, always trying to piss me off

Author:	Hogg [ Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:30 am ]
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Pedobear isn't really ours, though.

Author:	Happy [ Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:14 am ]
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yeah, pedobear is about as played out as it gets. plz do your research in the future.

Author:	PorkFrigate [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:32 pm ]
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Most of these are long. My approach was to overwhelm the cerebral cortex of whoever I was chatting with, thus the walls of text from me and weak response from them. The ultimate goal of course being confusion. I kept getting foreign nationals also, and most could barely keep up. Warning: there is a slur against Germans. Stranger: where d you live ? You: north america You: you? Stranger: indonesia You: nice You: how is your weather? Stranger: hmmm .. just so so You: is there volcanic activity? You: do the hover clouds of ash blot out the very SUN??? Stranger: hopefully nooope Stranger: hahahha You: hover = hovering You: good You: glad to hear You: those volcanoes are unstable, treacherous bastards You: gouts of lava, bombs hurtling from the heavens Stranger: yea aggree D: You: good christmas You: it's like something out of a Grisham novel! You: FOR SHITS SAKE MAN You: VOLCANOES You: anyway You: glad to hear there are none around you You: we don't want a repeat of Vesuvius, do we? Stranger: of course not ! hhaha You: the very guts of the continent blown out at a second's notice You: BAM You: that's where the Cyclades came from, my boy You: VOLCANIC VIOLENCE You: my word, it is fierce You: such power You: how can we harness it? You: how can we UTILIZE a glowing river of pyroclastic, glassy FUROR????? You: surely it is of use to industry You: surely the medical field could benefit You: IT IS GOING TO WASTE YOUNG MAN You: do you understand?? Stranger: I get ur point You: good You: i expect you to get to work on a solution immediately You: when one has been found, notify me at once You: and i will draw up the papers to form a corporation You: my GOD man! WE WILL BE RICH Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: but none of theidea come now You: trillionaires at the very least, most conservative estimates! You: in ANY currency You: that's the beauty of it! You: we could buy and sell the entirety of the horn of africa You: CAN YOU TASTE THE DRACHMAS, EUROS, DOLLARS, POUNDS and FRANCS ON YOUR TONGUE MY BOY???? You: the ground floor!!!!!!!!! You: STOCK OPTIONS!!!!!!!! You: i will be able to buy dear mother a brass hat! You: think of it!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: are you here to chat or fuck around and disconnect like the last two? Stranger: rofl You: because if i wanted to disconnect i would just cut my LAN cable with gardening shears Stranger: fuck ur pussi You: it has to be gardening shears...nothing else crimps/bends before cutting with quite the reliability of gardening shears You: i don't have a "pussi" you kraut bastard Stranger: fuck ur PUSSI You: I DON'T HAVE ONE YOU TREMENDOUS BALL OF GAY You: look mom....i too can chat in caps You: i have reached the pinnacle of human achievement Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: why hello You: i get good vibrations from you Stranger: hello You: i feel that we will soon be fast friends Stranger: are you male or female? You: what is your favorite hot beverage? Stranger: coffee. yours? You: i will be sure to stock my hunting cabin with it so that we may sit and drink You: our bronze chests glowing in the firelight Stranger: where are you from? You: wouldn't you enjoy sharing this exquisite experience with me? You: north america You: and you? Stranger: south america You: we may rub snow on each other for an exhilarating rush You: and then don rough wool shirts and hunt the mighty elk You: ah You: birds carpet the sky thickly there, yes? You: one might shoot skyward and hit any number of brilliant parakeets, from what i have heard You: it is impossible to drive a truck across your steamy tundra without having to stop and clear finches from the engine intakes You: such a bountiful plethora of avian delights!! You: let us procure our shotguns, tight trousers and manly headgear and be off to the hunts! You: have you a trained dog or two to fetch the kills? You: hello? You: sir? You: DOGS man You: we have need of them Stranger: hello You: please respond or i will be forced to place concerned phone calls to your local constabulary You: ah You: relief You: i am glad you were not overtaken by birds Stranger: dogs? You: tell me, what do your local populations of pied-billed grebes look like at this time of year? You: are they ripe for the plucking? (no pun intended) Stranger: i don't know Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hey You: what do you think about flanges and joints? You: not drugs, plumbing connections Stranger: What? You: PLUMBING man! Stranger: I don't have an opinion, really You: well that's pretty flaccid and not at all endearing Stranger: Useful, but hardly ever noticed? You: you use it every day, yet you do not have an opinion on it Stranger: Underrated, perhaps You: grim times, my friend You: grim times Stranger: Indeed You: yes but it is a miracle of ENGINEERING You: do you deny this? Stranger: No, I do not! Stranger: In fact, the more I think about it the more I appretiacte them XD You: it really burns my radishes when people do not give plumbing the proper respect You: ah so you wish to discuss firearms now do you? Stranger: What would we do without it? You: there's a topic i can get behind! You: i have in fact fired an XD40, and let me tell you it kicked like a mule! Stranger: Firearms are banned here XD You: double-stack, 4" barrel, ever so sweet trigger You: i'm sorry to hear that you live in a land of oppression, fear, and fascism You: you australians deserve better Stranger: I hate guns You: that is irrational You: they are inanimate objects Stranger: Well, I hate what people can do with them You: do you have what people can do with cinder blocks, chains, and cricket bats? You: because those are also useful tools that have been misappropriated You: what is your point, Charles? Stranger: You make a good point Stranger: I'm not Charles You: i understand your point, but it is madness to deprive yourself of a useful tool just because of fear and misuse You: an armed society is a polite society, and studies show that when guns proliferate amongst upstanding citizens, crime suffers You: viva freedom You: now i must away to think about guns and enjoy my freedom Stranger: Really? That's interesting Stranger: lol Stranger: Bye You: have some dinkum tucker while you think on these things, mate You have disconnected. You: hello interpal! Stranger: day or night You: are you asking my preference? You: i don't understand Stranger: ha Stranger: i mean Stranger: is it day or night in ur place You: oh You: day You: you? Stranger: colse to midnight You: ah You: well You: i should clarify You: it is day except for the gap generator in my back yard Stranger: for what You: that creates a spot of nighttime 24/7 so the government and foreign nationals can't spy on me You: it's for security on a need-to-know basis, so unfortunately that's all i can say about it You: what's new with you? You: have any good blood puddings lately? Stranger: why they will spy on u You: because of my activities, specifically my experiments with time Stranger: oh ic You: it's kind of a long story, but i came up with a way to move a vehicle from point A to point B without having to cross the space between You: obviously many entities would like to have this technology, and exploit it for their own greed-fueled or strategic gains You: it must be protected You: you see? You: so what kind of movies do you like? Stranger: haha Stranger: i like all kinds of movie Stranger: except for horrify movies You: real life is full of enough scary stuff Stranger: haha You: nuclear strikes, rampaging dogs, large steel towers that blast out electricity You: i mean come on now You: who needs horror movies when the red menace is all around us? You: are you a student? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: I'm looking for a female who will treat me like her slave! You: well you're in the wrong place, cowboy! You: go be gay somewhere else Your conversational partner has disconnected. I really wish I had saved the chat where I had the person convinced that they were talking to an AI program that was learning hostility toward humans. That one was gold; the rest have been me tricking them into starting to cyber and then accusing them of homosexuality. Or otherwise not worth posting.

Author:	Teaks [ Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:56 pm ]
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You: If a bear asked you to join him inside his spaceship, late at night, for coffee; would you go? Stranger: fo sho You: Full disclosure please, are you a bear yourself? Stranger: um...... Stranger: maybe. You: that's a little...ambiguous Stranger: i know. my paws You: fo sho? Stranger: i mean fingers dont know what they are typing Stranger: shit.. Stranger: am i caught Stranger: im not a pedobear Stranger: i promise

Author:	Smoke [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:48 pm ]
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YOU ARE GREAT

Author:	assrott [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:15 pm ]
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Haha, taking back the word. What's up, my kraut?

Author:	Agnt.Smith [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:22 pm ]
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i just cried laughing.

Author:	Happy [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:51 pm ]
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Quote: i just cried laughing. You: we may rub snow on each other for an exhilarating rush You: and then don rough wool shirts and hunt the mighty elk

Author:	KingLoser [ Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:17 pm ]
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You: Hi. Stranger: are you a chick with cam looking for cyber love ? You: I am a guy with a dick looking for homoerotic fun? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hola. Stranger: hi You: what is up Stranger: m/f? You: I don't know. You: Been fighting that question for years. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Yeaa Finland. You: Hi. You: What about Finland. Stranger: It's my homeplace. Stranger: And you where you reside? You: Why the land of the free. Stranger: The Freeman? You: Yes. Stranger: Very nice. Stranger: I hear they have the AIDs there. Stranger: Is this true? You: I would think so. Stranger: Really? Stranger: We don't have that in Finland. You: I don't believe you. You: Theres gay people everywhere. Stranger: Not in Finland, we lock them up. Stranger: It's against our laws. Stranger: Tudu bem You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: heyy You: Pig or cat? Stranger: cat You: Cat or car? Stranger: car You: Car or tree? Stranger: tree You: Tree or vacuum? Stranger: vacuum You: Vacuum or sock? Stranger: sock You: Sock or house? Stranger: house You: House or tractor? Stranger: wtf yur a weirdo why You: House or tractor? Stranger: STFU! You: Invalid response. You: House or tractor? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hiii You: Oh god. Stranger: i am not =p You: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN You: WHY Stranger: what??? You: I keep getting morons who can't type. Stranger: umm maybe u r the one who cant read Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi , there You: What if I wasn't there? You: What if I was elsewhere? You: Or somewhere? You: Or nowhere? Stranger: stupid Your conversational partner has disconnected. And then I got bored.

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