Quotes Page

Here, in a single exclusive Collector’s Edition page, is our entire collection of quotes. It will be updated regularly as new quotes become available.


Ignotus: nice jumping awp headshots and shit you do


ZappaSkill: you fucking hake, i know you do


Juke#Lust: dear happy, this doesnt concern me, but your a cunt


Hapy: Hi, I just got fucked on East Classic 1.


cbx: its kevin sorbo and hes causin glag and hes a fucking dumb ass


{GFC-TP} Leon: the excessive yelling, the stupid comments, the gay


[dYn] $ INSUFFICIENT FUNDS $: He was spraying about 70 glocks at spawn. obvious hacker.


-=dc=- stumpy: the underscores have obviously blown the admins for special powers


Agent_137: quit pocking your manhammer into my ship's butt


Glimfeather: my ship is like an A-frame shanty with a large penis sticking out the front


*DEAD* ok?: are u really admin or fucking with my mind


pS.struggalla: Wow.... did Jr. High just get out for the summer or what?


Console: need a abn?


t|d beat children: guys- stop doing that, please. dont camp spawn and toss the bomb in the water


Δ.Tac | TargetScope: anyone with a penis in the name gets kicked


[logick-r]west[sh]: SHUT YOUR FUCKING DICK SUCKER


[logick-r]west[sh]: if you continue to chat spam weith gay nicks and shit


[logick-r]west[sh]: you looking to get banned intentionally


[logick-r]west[sh]: you looking to get banned intentionally


{Gr|M}Demon: how about {=D} start playing


[RGC] The Punisher: stfu only talk about the game damn kids


|2d|.lycan': higg u cant sing


Ho0d Ri[H: shut the fuck up damn u guys are gunna wake up my parents


(1)[TFC]LuciFur Fox: i would personally cut off your fucking balls and make you eat them


(1)[TFC]LuciFur Fox: god i hate people who do this bs, just to get a rise otta people


[TFC]LuciFur Fox: stop trying to make it look like you're not spoofing


Maui Wowie: lol at faggoty, probably an 11 year old loser with acne


*DEAD* SpOrK: i pwned the gay fag who types in caps all the time


FAGGOTY SHITMONGREL PENISBAG: YOU GOT FAGGOTY SHITMONGREL PENISBAGGED


[3M] Cyclops: i dont need a awp to be good so i guess still you


[w00t!] Bebop and Rocksteady: guys just wanna leave and save me the ban?


kb *drizzunk on knob creek*: u fucking small penix clan fucks,,i swear ur from oklahoma with lethal


ChickenSalad: what are manhammers


NLGaming | Leth4l: hey can i join __....wait...not a real team...nvrmind


Gabe Newell: I ate the bomb on accident.


I fellate Joseph Smith: AND I WILL BURY TROY!


IoV | ApeX: I dont know if u guys noticed or not, but the [=D] clan didnt do anything


(TO ADMIN) [=D] Hector (NOTRECRUITING): YOU CAN'T JOIN MY CLAN.


(ADMIN) sD-Crazy Doode: pow stupid fuck spam the server again


POW!: YOU ARE TO GOBBLE MY COCK


UR BETTER THAN ME SO I SLAY U: we shall do?


(ADMIN) sD-Crazy: fuck ur money u shitless hoe


(ADMIN) sD - SiN (ONE SILLY BITCH): alex, i think their annoying...commiting suicide n all


MooKeTTe: don't u bored to play always same game since years with his 'i aim the feet/birds i head shot'


|pG|Loopy: kick them smily face fuckers haha


goldenhigh007: hey open mouth clan u like sucking dick


(ADMIN): FUCK YOU [=D] KEEP SHIT TALKING BITCHES


[ __ ] Hogg: THE APOSTROPHE MAKES IT SEEM LIKE YOU GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL


?oeZ: so does [=D] = Penis head clan?


zR :: AbercrombieNFitch: lol =d is a fag


Megatron uses kegs for ammo: nope, I shitbagged you, you fucking penis pumper


(ADMIN): ok if u guys want to keep haking --im gona start banning -- lol


(ADMIN): ya so all u haks -- now know what ur worth -- nothing


kickass: HERE COMES THE DICK HEAD SINGING


sideshow_b0b: whoever sprayed at ct spawn is an idito


Pollution[FatalError]: fuck which one to ban now


OD 1K5 [R]: these guys just seeing how ling befire I start banning em or something?


(ADMIN): play the game that is meant for this server


{ Gr|M }Demon: hey [=D] stop hacking. its sad you have to hack to win.


{ Gr|M }Demon: its sad you have to hack out admin to win


[ __ ] Agnt.Smith: chuch isnt metallica, fag


-=[FGA]=- SaBRENT: lol leave all you want i have everyones IP


-=[FGA]=- KombatKing: lots of cussing and foul mouth


-=[FGA]=- SaBRENT: the best past is they are all going to be baned i have all thier IP


(Oracle) Boomer: suicide you're a bunch of retards attack


Capt. Lunatic: he was buyin glock like crazy


-=DP3D=- sj0uu.noob: IT WAS A GAY BUY SCRIP SHIT


-=DP3D=- sj0uu.noob: its a think so u can buy anywepaons and stuff


Batteryacide: agent smith I want to ass rape you with a rake


NLGaming | Leth4l: __ was never a clan. just a bunch of asspirates that can cut it competitivly so they pub raid together


{MOUF} Meatball.xM[SOM][2hs]: haha those noobs think they are good


{MOUF} Nolan [TRH](music): I dont like these =D ppl


no$lanas Frost*: Either play the game correctly od leave


Shotgun Willy 111: ^^ i guess gays play CS.S now


sewerchris91: my computer is like screw


[BFG] Krypt Keeper: SHUT DA HELL UP SMALL PENIS CLAN


NLGaming | JuMpY_GuNnEr: so leave me out u faggot of hell


dukeofgaming: no rly, they bots?


Amigo 4| Jackal: Were playing some fags jon, so be prepared to get geeked


t|d^beat children: poni guys - stop doing that, please. don't camp spawn and toss the bomb in the water


CMN: Communistmoogle: ITS AS IF THE SERVER SMOKES ROCKS


The Guy that jacked your girl: DUDE DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP


[=D] Linc the Sink: gay pride? hell yes, i am a manhammer


Insult: Agent, I think you should write an essay on ball theory. . . i think so, yea. I'd buy it.

5 Responses to “Quotes Page”

  1. Agent_137 says:

    Where are the rest of the MooKeTTe quotes?

    this is not a complete compilation!

  2. Hogg says:

    stfu, we’re still working on it

  3. Agent_137 says:

    *DEAD* l2eaL.sik.(N***** GUY) : wow hogg beat our whole team

  4. Agent_137 says:

    Quotes

    -*DEAD* #team_LpZ * pUnK|i|N : your about to loose this match, with your poor sportmanship
    [=D] LOL PENUS ZONE : you’re*

    -How cares about your CAL score, you’re just a crapy clawn with good weather

    -I have seen many a time where the ___ sluts join together on one team to form some Voltron like force.

    -If a request is made you must respect that request and not alter it.

    -In this age of the internets

    -either play for real or leave please.

    -That is the definition of team stacking.

    -I’m not saying they all play suspicious, but if there’s lets say 10 of them 9 of them do.

    -EVIL!Chikin: violence will not be tolerated on this server

    -[3rdOct] KarlK: Just call Shennanigens next time

    -got all your steam id’s – enjoy the night – it will be your last

    -[Paladin]: and im curious as to why you would want our steam ids

    -i thought BS was free on this server.

    -[Tredstone] Kondore: and beating the hope out of us will get u the icon ?

    -[ __ ]Agnt.Smith: gg roy, good luck with your server.

    -I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

    -I really think you guys need to keep a sharp eye on the [___] Clan.

    -[Crusader]: wow, only good thing about this pack is the dualies

    -Cloud: Fine… geez… I just like having fun when playing a game, not being taunted and teased..

    -thats why they are al in the same LAN having a gay butt fuck get toghther

    -those doods take in the ass more than their are staples in a telephone pool

    -my team thinkgs yall are hacking

    -wow u shits are annying

    -ahve u all no life?

    -Diablo: theri are some difrent ways to beat your self off with some gay guys, diffrent phist things

    -Diablo: this is too many cheat scripts for me

    -WE DEMAND RCON

    – admin: comon guys have fun play dont do stupid things or say stupid things

    -ron1n: . . . come up with some good evidence or stfu and take your beating like everyone else.

    -To the morons who get offensive, like ronin, and such….

    – I had no idea you Line guys were so extreme

    -three – iK: gg you can disconnect now

    -[@Hogg] why not just tag up now and if anyone asks, we’re a clan, no we’re not recruiting, yes we’re leet.

    -*DEAD* loki : and both you are pricks who have no sense of team play

    -agnt you think your so good well you are but not god

    -MilkMan_Dan: You live in nubland and they own you. Take it like a man.

    – Are you saying you want to take a picture of yourself in the Manhammer spray Guy’s pose?
    No, it’s gonna have more of my balls and less of that guy

    -dimethyl: not only do we all hack, we’re all argumentative geniuses. suck on our diction.

    – I’ve slept with Rob and he’s not gay at all

    – ron1n, I’m sorry if my stereotype jokes offend you. You can fly to Omaha and punch me in the face if you want.
    No, I’m saving my miles for AClark.

    -I’m not saying you guys aren’t good, and that you don’t know how to play, read my first post… again. I’m simply stating that most of the time some of you play like you’re being assisted in some way.

    – I want to call Agent. What’s his phone #, 409 something?…
    Figure it out with your abacus.
    I’m too tired.

    -We scrimmed [TAP] and lost 3-8 as T and also lost 1-11 as CT. The win on CT is widely attributed to a wholly unused and unexpected tactic, (thanks Ether), known as . . . PUMP SHOTTIE RUSH!!! RAARRRRR!!!! (not really a good quote, but remember that at 10-99? Lawl.)

    – And y’know, if they would still give me Ecto Cooler when I pee, I would pee all day.

    -happy: I”ve got to sit and write pages for my test tomorrow.
    korea: are you going to write about gay sex?
    happy: What??
    korea: Huh? what? …hm.

    -Go play a real sport

    -Jiggly is a cum dumpster!

    – But fucking with mormons is fun…esp if you read the first part of this sentence really quickly.

    – No really! It was so small it was invisible!

    – As a child, did you look at your parents’ genitals and say ‘Hey bro!’?

    -(+mAxius) http://www.gayfuel.com/main.html : Well anyway I was touching his ass and shit…..so he elbows me and busts my lip.

    – I’m so homosexual, I should just have a rainbow tatooed to my forehead

    -Hogg: on a related note, Assrott tells me via vent that he wants to have betrothed love with you.
    ÷TAG÷ Agnt.Smith [ ___ ]: Assrot has ass-rights to me anyday of the week.
    ÷TAG÷ Agnt.Smith [ ___ ]: its the least i can do for a Royales fan.

    -Assrott: “pretzels and beer is like butt and sex.”

    -___ means fagget

    -__ mean superhero.

    – i blew holes through the next two floors and the roof with my explosive erection

    -who are the underscores?
    a crapy clawn
    bots…?
    crapy clan*
    my team thinkgs yall are hacking
    if they were bots they wouldnt have pings
    wow u shits are annying
    ahve u all no life?
    how hogg know where ever1 is…

    -[@Agent_137] Smith?
    [@[10-99]AgntSmith] happy can go
    [@[10-99]AgntSmith] gimme 2 minutes
    [@Agent_137] Happy?
    • Topic: (Agent_137) changes topic to (OPEN FORUM: Smith-Done | Optik -done | Smith -Waiting | Happy – floor.)
    [@Happy] ok 2 things
    [@Happy] 1) More bewbies and chixors for happy
    [@Happy] 2) I apologize for not being active as I should be, October is very hectic with real life garbage.
    [@Happy] beileve me I would much rather be here
    [@Hogg] you’re cut. smith?

    -I’m special, like a .38

    -underscore nubs

    -Kashe, its those noobs we just kicked

    -this penis clan is something else

    -Ban away, banners. Have a ban ban bannerific day

    – wow
    x_x
    hogg is nuts
    this channel is nuts
    agent is drunk
    ether is depressed
    hogg is sick
    🙂
    GO TEAM.

    -Lawl. If only I lived in South Ridge, I go to Dave’s repair shop and mention Utah DS, and after I got my repairs, I’d say “Engel can suck my balls.”

    Then you guys could start a thread about how great I am and how much I owned Engel by saying “suck my balls.” I’d post in the thread agreeing how much I rock, and yes indeed I pwned Engel, telling him to “suck my balls.” Greatest comment ever, the historians will say. The pivotal moment in Western society. I’ll walk into bars and people will say, “You’re the guy who said that Engel could “suck your balls! Let me buy you a drink!”

    -[=D] TeamOnMyBack : creamy vaginal discharge

    -See, you can’t come back with a rebuttle and you resort to gay comments

    -WOW UR STUPID!!!!

    -please wait till u r dead to begin humming and opera

    -he fucked me a couple times….BAD FUCK

    -(Admin) [SC]Outlaw: Everyone That has the “Blank” names needs to make them self a name NOW

    -PeteMcTee : what languege are u punks talking?

    -that’s the way to play counter strike

    -[___] CLAN IS !!GAY!!!

    -they are bots real ppl cant typ that fast

    -5th otw weener faces

    -we have some comedians tonight

    -Suck my balls.

    – KingWad : Underscores are a plague, they ruin servers

    -Awesome { LLAMA } Sauce: how many binds do you guys have?

    -(ADMIN) [DCS]Mantis: wow bad idea enabling sound…
    (ADMIN) [DCS]Mantis: hmm ill just go away

    -*DEAD* alcoholic power: what is this nubs-r-us

    -*DEAD* 36|Ninja| Panther: is there anyone who answers straight or every one of u is a sarcastic ass?

    -*DEAD* KIMIMARU: wtf is with the huge team of clan member

    -Battousi: shut the fuck up u worthless noob clan

    -wipe yourself off….. YOU DEAD!: HYPHEN YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

    -[LoD] [Safeway] Hobojack: theyre all assholes

    -Battousi: FUCKING NOOBS LEAV EU FAG CLAN

    -*DEAD* R* Love.Ac -=MI=-: hey can someone inform me of the =D clan? Is it a surf clan?

    -Battousi: [=D] ALL U NOOB SPAMMERS PLEAVE.

    -ipimpyourmom: y do they gatta camp? and be noobs?

    ->|R|P|M||R|P|M||R|P|M||R|P|M||R|P|M| joo guys
    [21:40] http://192.168.0.2:81/Intro.htm
    [21:59] happy
    [21:59] thats internal
    [21:59] asshat
    [22:00] lol
    [22:08] uh
    [22:08] ?
    [22:08] meaning?
    [22:14] meanign its an internal ip
    [22:14] only you adn yrou network can get ot it
    [22:14] itsnto an outsaide address
    [22:23] well I like it

    [22:35] ?

    -Loki: how cares about your cal score

    -Hogg: Please stop calling me.
    Hogg:Yeah, that was the third of at least five phone calls. Then I turned off my phone.

    Hogg: would it mean i’m affirming your dignity as a human, and you’re affirming mine? if i got in a private show?
    LovelyKitty: nice:)
    LovelyKitty: how r u?
    LovelyKitty: hi there
    goean25: hi there
    LovelyKitty: What u mean HOGG?
    guest11: pull on your panties pull tnem out
    guest5: do you like toys
    Hogg: … so that’s a no.
    guest5: i can see your ass
    LovelyKitty: want to have some fun?
    guest5: mee too

    Ryan: “It’s not really gay if it’s just one night, and you need the money.”

    [21:47] dimethyl: ugh
    [21:47] dimethyl: 9 man halo party in my house.
    [21:47] dimethyl: it’s gross.
    [21:47] Hogg: lawl
    [21:48] Hogg: buttsechs party!
    [21:48] dimethyl: i’d be more than happy to play BF2 again.
    [21:49] Hogg: i’m sure assrott would be more than happy to have us again
    [21:50] Hogg: shall we, cockseraph?
    [21:50] dimethyl: we shall, buttcherub.

    TVersetti wrote:
    BTW honda, I suspected something when you made that thread asking for names of possible communities.

    Happy wrote:
    TV, you’ve always been the Nancy Drew of the internets.

    korea: __ is not a clan, it’s a cult

    korea in vent:
    You know they make the maple syrup here in canada, where it’s cold and stuff . . . you go to where they make it and they have all these activities or whatever. THey rbing you through the forest and show you all that stuff. They have basically these big troughs filled with snow that they pour the syrup over. And you go there and eat it with a popsicle stick and it’s crazy. it’s like the ultimate high. And then you go to the dentist the next day and find out you have 18 cavaties.

    later:
    “I don’t think maple syrup sandwhiches exist, except maybe in agent’s head. But that would be some good eatin’.”

    [00:12] wolife, please give aclark an internet dad lecture on maturity and spamming.
    [00:12] thx
    [00:12] wolfie*

    Agnt.Smith wrote:
    i’d kill a man for a bag of jelly beans right now.

    -Hogg: I will SOOOOOOO be “Pigg.”

    -Hogg: Actually, I won’t be ANYTHING because I CAN’T PLAY CS because VALVE has INSERTED ITS PENIS into my RECTUM.

    (ADMIN) so you are the kind of people who have fun by coming onto other peoples server and shit talking it’s admin?
    *DEAD* –M– : they say the strangest things
    FIRE! : YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST THE PLANETEERS
    (ADMIN) i am sorry but the planeteers need to go

    *DEAD* کђάŕκ™ : HEY GABE, WHERE CAN I GET THE HACK U R USING NOW?

    nachty: i know the words he’s using, but they don’t make any sense

    [waste] Suicide_Crotch: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JOSEPH SMITH?……QUIT IT WITH THE POW! SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!

    [waste] Suicide_Crotch: I’M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE…NOT WATCH YOU TYPE POW! AND BANG! ALL DAMN NIGHT LONG

    Joseph Smith fellates me changed name to bind mouse1 ‘+attack; say POW!’
    bind mouse1 ‘+attack; say POW!’: POW!
    bind mouse1 ‘+attack; say POW!’: POW!

    “cura ut valeas . . .
    Wish you all the best and remember,
    ___ means superhero ” -Px

    -MooKeTTe: NONONONONO AND NO

    NO TF2 NO TFC:S NONONONOONO

    NONONONONONON
    NONONONONONONONO

    NONONONO

    —–> NO

  5. Agent_137 says:

    -MooKeTTe: NONONONONO AND NO

    NO TF2 NO TFC:S NONONONOONO

    NONONONONONON
    NONONONONONONONO

    NONONONO

    —–> NO

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