The Problem of Literary Bondage

It’s like taxation without representation.

Take the fictitious example of a fellow I would like to call “Slimweather”. He has an account at a web destination, we’ll call it “”. He is expected, no required, to login and poast it up. He even has rights to add creative content and lawl. But, he has a problem.
The problem: Slimweather is under the noose of bondage known as the denial of rcon.

See, what if one day there was a page of amusing quotes on, and say, Slimweather had a large collection of the lost sayings of Master Jedi Mookette. Would he not NEED to post such valuable literary jems in the blogosphere? Is this not an important capability of anyone holding the type of authoring rights that the dark lords of crappyclown have allegedly bestowed upon Slimweather?

This blatant denial of rcon, a travesty of all who proudly wear the penii, harkens back to the Book of Exodus, Chapter Five, verses 6 thru 11:

“So the same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people and their officers, saying,”You shall no longer give the people straw to make brick as before. Let them go and gather straw for themselves.”And you shall lay on them the quota of bricks which they made before. You shall not reduce it. For they are idle; therefore they cry out, saying, ‘Let us go and sacrifice to our God.”Let more work be laid on the men, that they may labor in it, and let them not regard false words.”And the taskmasters of the people and their officers went out and spoke to the people, saying, “Thus says Pharaoh: ‘I will not give you straw…” – NKJV

And the taskmasters of the clawn and their scheduler went out and spoke to Slimweather, saying, “Thus says Mookette: ‘I will not give you admin rights…

On behalf of all of the Slimweathers out there, who have been tasked to make bricks without straw, we cry out for you. We see your plight, we feel your woeful neglect.
We demand rcon of the blog in proxy.

3 Responses to “The Problem of Literary Bondage”

  1. Agent_137 says:

    Let my people go!

  2. Hogg says:

    No, you just want to be lazy. Double your production. Now.

  3. Agent_137 says:

    I can haz sundays plz?

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