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November 13th, 2007CAL WEEK VIII
November 12th, 2007Underscores rolled 0xFF-0x00 (30-0).
Historical note
November 12th, 2007As a clawn we’ve accomplished feats of unspeakable greatness. We once demanded RCON and received it. We won OGL matches 999-0. Tonight marks another such occasion. Let all the world stare in awe: Tonight we caused a server admin to ban himself.
The whimsical tale of Bud Martin
November 9th, 2007The following transcript is real and it was recorded on a public server…
Bask in its glory.
Many thanks to Hogg for researching this ancient text.
(Armus in mid-sentence, Hapy singing, assrott contributing blasts of static)
Armus (agitated): … and I’ll guarantee you’ll be banned from mine. Both of mine!
Smith (text): bOTH OF YOURS?
Smith (text): you have two?
Pliskin (text): that song was kind of catchy
Smith (text): lefty AND righty?
(Hogg shoots Armus repeatedly. FF is off.)
Hapy: I’m on your head, Armus. Am I gonna get banned for that?
Armus: Your whole clan is gonna get banned.
Hapy: Oh REALLY?
Armus: That’s right. You can forget TG, Mx, RR’s, or YG for that matter!
Hapy: What’s YG stand for? You’re gay?
Smith(?): Your authoritative tone is cutting me as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.
Armus: You little boys don’t know what the heck you’re messing with.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work at Steam?
Armus: They’re a bunch of little jerks, smouth- smart mouthing off, and they’re gonna get in trouble.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work for Steam?
(Armus in mid-sentence)
Armus: You’re worse than that, because you’re a little punk.
Hapy: Ow! Hang on, I need to recover from that comeback.
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CAL WEEK VII
November 6th, 2007Hogg played them 1v5 and won 592-0.
Turtles
November 5th, 2007I like em…