Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category
[MoNS] Deferens
Saturday, December 13th, 2008Reason for our one year posting sabatical.
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008WE DONT NEED A REASON TO STOP POSTING FOR A WHOLE YEAR. JUST BE GLAD WE’RE BACK!
The BCS
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008Since it’s bowl time I thought I’d dig this gem out of WikiPenia for everyone to enjoy.College Football, LOL
Mark Mangino(pronounced /ˈscrætɚm/) is the sixth head football coach from the Big XII North and the second largest man in the Solar System, after your mom. Along with the human blimps Rick Majerus, Charlie Weis, and your mom, he is classified as a gas giant (also known as a Jovian head football coach, after the planet Jupiter). He was named after the Roman god Manginas, equated to the Greek Kronos (the Titan father of Zeus) and the Babylonian Ninurta. Mark Mangino’s symbol represents the god’s drumstick(Unicode: ♄). The day in the week Tuburday gets its name from the head football coach.
The head football coach Mark Mangino is primarily composed of gravy, with small proportions of methane and trace elements.[9] The interior consists of a small core of bones and organs, surrounded by a thick layer of fat and bonbons and a gaseous outer layer. The outer atmosphere is generally Italian in appearance, although long-lived mustaches can appear. Wind speeds on Mark Mangino can reach 1,800 km/h, significantly faster than those on Uranus. Mark Mangino has a planetary fried chicken field intermediate in strength between that of Earth and the more powerful field around Jupiter.
Mark Mangino has a prominent system of food, consisting mostly of gravy particles with a smaller amount of french fries and candied corn. Sixty known moons orbit the head football coach. Titan, Mark Mangino’s largest and the Solar System’s second largest moon (after GenMay), is larger than the planet Mercury and is the only moon in the Big XII North to possess a significant atmosphere.[10]
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Out top winner
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008Hey fegs
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007How about some content. I dunt care what you write jsut write somthign.
thanks
1621 Thanksgiving, The Manhammers in Massachusetts
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007Happy Thanksgiving! We can all be sure that Gabe is gorging himself on turkey.
The early settlers of Plymouth Colony in Massachusetts were particularly grateful to the Manhammers, who taught them how to both catch eel, touch balls and grow corn and also served as their native interpreter. Without the Manhammers’ assistance, the settlers might not have survived in the New World.
The Problem of Literary Bondage
Thursday, November 15th, 2007It’s like taxation without representation.
Take the fictitious example of a fellow I would like to call “Slimweather”. He has an account at a web destination, we’ll call it “crappyclown.net”. He is expected, no required, to login and poast it up. He even has rights to add creative content and lawl. But, he has a problem.
The problem: Slimweather is under the noose of bondage known as the denial of rcon.
See, what if one day there was a page of amusing quotes on crappyclown.net, and say, Slimweather had a large collection of the lost sayings of Master Jedi Mookette. Would he not NEED to post such valuable literary jems in the crappyclown.net blogosphere? Is this not an important capability of anyone holding the type of authoring rights that the dark lords of crappyclown have allegedly bestowed upon Slimweather?
This blatant denial of rcon, a travesty of all who proudly wear the penii, harkens back to the Book of Exodus, Chapter Five, verses 6 thru 11:
“So the same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people and their officers, saying,”You shall no longer give the people straw to make brick as before. Let them go and gather straw for themselves.”And you shall lay on them the quota of bricks which they made before. You shall not reduce it. For they are idle; therefore they cry out, saying, ‘Let us go and sacrifice to our God.”Let more work be laid on the men, that they may labor in it, and let them not regard false words.”And the taskmasters of the people and their officers went out and spoke to the people, saying, “Thus says Pharaoh: ‘I will not give you straw…” – NKJV
And the taskmasters of the clawn and their scheduler went out and spoke to Slimweather, saying, “Thus says Mookette: ‘I will not give you admin rights…
On behalf of all of the Slimweathers out there, who have been tasked to make bricks without straw, we cry out for you. We see your plight, we feel your woeful neglect.
We demand rcon of the blog in proxy.
CAL WEEK VIII
Monday, November 12th, 2007Underscores rolled 0xFF-0x00 (30-0).
The whimsical tale of Bud Martin
Friday, November 9th, 2007The following transcript is real and it was recorded on a public server…
Bask in its glory.
Many thanks to Hogg for researching this ancient text.
(Armus in mid-sentence, Hapy singing, assrott contributing blasts of static)
Armus (agitated): … and I’ll guarantee you’ll be banned from mine. Both of mine!
Smith (text): bOTH OF YOURS?
Smith (text): you have two?
Pliskin (text): that song was kind of catchy
Smith (text): lefty AND righty?
(Hogg shoots Armus repeatedly. FF is off.)
Hapy: I’m on your head, Armus. Am I gonna get banned for that?
Armus: Your whole clan is gonna get banned.
Hapy: Oh REALLY?
Armus: That’s right. You can forget TG, Mx, RR’s, or YG for that matter!
Hapy: What’s YG stand for? You’re gay?
Smith(?): Your authoritative tone is cutting me as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.
Armus: You little boys don’t know what the heck you’re messing with.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work at Steam?
Armus: They’re a bunch of little jerks, smouth- smart mouthing off, and they’re gonna get in trouble.
Hapy: Armus, does your dad work for Steam?
(Armus in mid-sentence)
Armus: You’re worse than that, because you’re a little punk.
Hapy: Ow! Hang on, I need to recover from that comeback.
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Thursday, November 8th, 2007
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